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Welcome to Aussiezone 231

“The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again.”

(Robert Jordan & Brandon Sanderson 2012, A Memory of Light)

In the realm of Managerzone where an age is a season, and the seasons are long. Creating heroic memories for the victors and collective amnesia in defeat. Rinse and repeat cycles of recruitment, training, execution, building, on field combat and tactical refinement leave traces as each era is compressed into yearly cycles.

Aussiezone 231 finds us at an end and a beginning, ushering in the SIM 2.40 patch, with rolling changes to be implemented as an ongoing policy of adaptation while the saviour Sim 3 is developed. Imagine players using the full width of the pitch through midfield, strikers running onto through balls bisecting defenders, players challenging for headers in aerial combat and free kicks actually going in. So many possibilities to consider.

We welcome Coconut_Wolf_Bandit as a guest reporter, Eric_the_eel has written an A-League article. Therk is absent from this edition, but he’ll be back in the future. There is are no new inductees to the Australian Legends as crew need to decide what form the legends league will take next season. So join us as Managerzone enters an updated sim era and we all assist to ushering it in.

Written by Scruttino

A-League 57 Round 12-22 – End of Season Review

Disclaimer – There are a few Aaron Size outburst scatter through the report, I’ve left them in as he’s a harmless guy, expressing outrage at the sim in his own personal way.

  Team M W D L + = P Last 6
1 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 22 15 1 6 49 27 22 46
2 The Smoking Tree 22 13 3 6 40 25 15 42
3 Myrtou FC 22 12 1 9 72 45 27 37
4 DraxoniaCrimson Eagles 22 12 1 9 51 41 10 37
5 SYDclub 22 10 4 8 36 30 6 34
6 Abbotsford FC 22 10 3 9 41 35 6 33
7 City Water Motel 22 10 3 9 51 49 2 33
8 Hop Skip Jump 22 8 4 10 32 56 -24 28
9 Red Devils United 22 6 6 10 41 35 6 24
10 Glasston 22 6 5 11 43 44 -1 23
11 Telita 22 6 5 11 37 70 -33 23
12 Rodborough 22 3 6 13 34 70 -36 15

The less one says about the last four rounds from Shrewsbury the better, they entered cruise mode once the title was secured and while deserving the title for their work in the first 18 rounds, the achievement is somewhat tarnished by the finish. But hey, they won the title. Despite not scoring as many goal as Aaron would have liked, The Smoking Trees return to the A-League was a resounding success, conceding the least goals of any side and climbing all the way to 2nd.

Myrtou secured 3rd despite selling up as the Crimson Eagles, SYD and Abbotsford all lost in the final round. Crimson Eagles had a disastrous run home losing 5 of their last 6 games, killing off any hope they had of winning the league. While they watched lower league sides City Water and Hop Skip Jump roll teams regardless of their favouritism before the matches began.

Glasston would have earned a playoff berth had the Red Devils not won, and given themselves a chance to save their spot in the A-League through the playoffs gauntlet. Telita had given themselves a chance of a playoff spot through good results in round 19 and 20, but losses in the last two meant demotion was direct. Rodborough had looked good for the spoon a long way out from the finish.

Round Commentary

Round 12

Same as last round. Will Eric run a different tactic? Given he was comprehensibly outplayed in the first leg of the turn round smart money would be yes he will. Can the Red Devils upset the The Smoking Tree again? Unlikely, but it would make for another sizeeeeeeeeeey outburst at the inadequacies of the sim.

City Water Motel 1-2 Hop Skip Jump
Myrtou FC 2-5 Telita
The Smoking Tree 2-2 Red Devils United
SYDclub 1-1 Abbotsford FC
Rodborough 0-2 Glasston
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 4-1 《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles

scruttino
I’m not sure what to say at those results. Bad tactics resulted in Myrtou losing. Telita, Hop Skip Jump and Shrewsbury got their revenge. The Red Devils got another results against the odds. SYD and Abbotsford played out a draw, while Glasston had a comfortable win without putting the foot down.

In many ways we are back where we were after round 10. We’ve got our top 2 in Crimson Eagles and Shrewsbury, then a large bunch from 3rd to 8th, before the bottom four combining disappointing results with upset victories.

aarons
farrrkkkkkkk fk fk man how many timeZ does this fkn game wanna a@Z rape me I need a bong or ten to calm fkn down.

Round 13

Match of the round is The Smoking Tree-Myrtou, Abbotsford could upset Crimson Eagles but the Eagles start as favourites. Glasston-SYD could be a playoff decided

City Water Motel 5-0 Telita
Hop Skip Jump 2-3 Red Devils United
The Smoking Tree 1-1 Myrtou FC
SYDclub 2-0 Glasston
Abbotsford FC 5-3 《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 3-0 Rodborough

aarons
man should I fkn bend over now??

scruttino
Haha, spread’em man you’re in prison. But in serious news Abbotsford almost handed Shrewsbury the title right there, it’s going to be hard to haul in a 5 point lead even with so many games left to play

Round 14

Can the Red Devils haul themselves out of one of the deepest holes ever dug in A-League history. Other than Crimson Eagles-SYD of which the Eagles are favourites to win, yet an upset could happen, the remaining games should follow the form line.

Red Devils United 2-0 City Water Motel
Myrtou FC 0-1 Hop Skip Jump
Telita 0-4 The Smoking Tree
《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles 2-3 SYDclub
Rodborough 0-1 Abbotsford FC
Glasston 2-2 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC

diesel-7
Don’t like my chances this week, think the City Water boys will be out for revenge after what happened last time out

scruttino
The upsets keep coming. The Devils over City Water, Syd over Crimson Eagles and Hop Skip Jump taking down Myrtou. Against the odds Glasston got a point against Shrewsbury, Abbotsford did it the hard way 1-0. Only the Smoking Tree had an expected comfortable win.

For all that though Shrewsbury extend their lead to 6-points

Round 15

Only Crimson Eagles have a chance of catching Shrewsbury, but to do so they’ll have to beat Glasston who love taking points off those above them.

On paper City Water-Myrtou looks a good game. Don’t count Abbotsford out of anything. If the chips fall in their favour the Red Devils could climb out of the relegation zone for the first time all season.

Red Devils United 4-5 Telita
City Water Motel 2-4 Myrtou FC
Hop Skip Jump 1-3 The Smoking Tree
《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles 2-1 Glasston
SYDclub 1-1 Rodborough
Abbotsford FC 0-2 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC

scruttino
Crimson Eagles had to win that game to have any chance of still winning the title. Myrtou regained their scoring form with a hat-trick to Dei and the Smoking Tree regain 3rd spot. The Red Devils comeback hit the wall as a clever tactic from Telita made it an even contest throughout an entertaining game grabbing the late winner. Abbotsford tried a similar tactical change to even the contest, yet the goals evaded them and Shrewsbury match on. The most surprising result was SYD performing woefully against Rodborough who were unlucky not to win the game after dominating it from start to finish.

Round 16

Quite a few mid-table battles. Yet nothing should change the overall standings up the top even if SYD pull off an upset. Matches of the round Shrewsbury-SYD and The Smoking Tree-City Water.

Telita 3-3 Hop Skip Jump
Myrtou FC 2-0 Red Devils United
The Smoking Tree 2-0 City Water Motel
Glasston 1-4 Abbotsford FC
Rodborough 2-3 《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 1-0 SYDclub

scruttino
Shrewsbury can thank their keeper Bleyd Renney for getting anything out of that game, SYD should have won and to not get anything was hard justice. Rodborough put a scare up Crimson Eagles as they have improved of late, while Abbotsford have relegated Glasston a likely playoff berth.

Round 17

A few good match ups in City Water – Glasston, Myrtou – Crimson Eagles and The Smoking Tree – SYD. Hop Skip Jump wouldn’t want to lose to Rodborough or the playoffs will be a pipe dream

City Water Motel 2-2 Glasston
Telita 1-2 Abbotsford FC
Hop Skip Jump 1-1 Rodborough
Myrtou FC 3-1 《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles
Red Devils United 2-3 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC
The Smoking Tree 1-3 SYDclub

diesel-7
Arrh, robbed! The Devils at least deserved a point from that. Story of my season

scruttino
Well you more than matched Shrewsbury, but I’m going to call this one early, no one will catch them from here. Myrtou beating Crimson Eagles was the nail in the coffin for any challenge to the title. But hey diesel, at least you don’t feel like Aaron does at the moment, he’ll be filthy again.

diesel-7
Haha, he’ll probably have another sore bottom too 😉

Round 18

With the title all but sown up, it’s now a case of who’ll get the remaining elite cup places of 2nd and 3rd.

The Crimson Eagles form slump should come to an end against Hop Skip Jump. Abbotsford must win against City Water to have any hope, and The Smoking Tree do not want to allow another Glasston upset. SYD’s form is improving, they’ve left their run late but are in no danger of the playoffs. If they win Rodborough will climb off the bottom.

《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles 1-3 Hop Skip Jump
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 3-1 Myrtou FC
SYDclub 2-2 Red Devils United
Glasston 0-2 The Smoking Tree
Abbotsford FC 1-2 City Water Motel
Rodborough 0-3 Telita

senile_old_men
Ah. The old tipped by scruttino curse strikes again…

scruttino
Haha, you should have won. But after a few seasons of hard luck and unfortunate results at the wrong moments, Shrewsbury may set the largest points margin since Tosspot’s most dominant season

aarons
at least I wasn’t fkn reamed up the A@Zhole again

Round 19

Shrewsbury have won the title or near enough to give it to them early, and they deserve their success as the stand out team this season.

Attention is now focused on elite cup places and further down to the playoffs. Myrtou-SYD and The Smoking Tree-Abbotsford are both crucial games. While Glasston-Red Devils will be a relegation decider.

Myrtou FC 0-4 SYDclub
Red Devils United 0-0 Glasston
The Smoking Tree 2-1 Abbotsford FC
City Water Motel 2-2 Rodborough
Telita 4-0 《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles
Hop Skip Jump 2-1 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC

scruttino
Well that was interesting, Shrewsbury were soundly beaten by Hop Skip Jump who are doing their best to climb out of the relegation zone. City Water are in danger of falling into it. The Smoking Tree climb to second as Crimson Eagles lose yet again to Telita who are also making a charge for safety. Myrtou are not ending the season well, while a draw between the Glasston and the Red Devils has dropped them both into the bottom three. And here I was think the ending of the season was going to be boring because the title has been won, wrong again.

Round 20

I’m not sure what to make of this round, they appear to be mostly innocuous games, but the bottom of table has begun to fight back. So many should be even contests.

Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 1-2 Telita
《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles 0-1 City Water Motel
Rodborough 1-3 The Smoking Tree
Abbotsford FC 1-0 Red Devils United
Glasston 0-3 Myrtou FC
SYDclub 0-3 Hop Skip Jump

scruttino
Well these results won’t change who wins the A-League, but it will reduce the winning margin, playing havoc for teams going for 2nd and 3rd.

Glasston and Red Devils have gone from looking like comfortable playoff positions to direct relegation very quickly.

Round 21

I might be jumping the gun here but I’m going to call the end of the season or at least the last 3 rounds the revenge of Telita and Hop Skip Jump. Which has a good chance of continuing and placing City Water in a tight predicament where the playoffs are looming as a real prospect. Everyone from SYD and above are safe and The Smoking Tree seem to have 2nd on lock down, an admirable effort for a promotion team.

Myrtou’s player sale will affect their last season game leaving 3rd spot to either Crimson Eagles, Abbostford and SYD.

Telita 1-5 SYDclub
Hop Skip Jump 1-1 Glasston
Myrtou FC 4-0 Abbotsford FC
Red Devils United 5-0 Rodborough
The Smoking Tree 1-2 《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles
City Water Motel 3-0 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC

scruttino
Shrewsbury’s losing streak continues, but other than reducing their winning margin it doesn’t mean anything. Myrtou will lose to Rodborough in the final round, leaving Crimson Eagles and SYD to fight for 3rd place.

Everyone above the Playoffs are now safe. With their draw against Glasston, Hop Skip Jump have secured a playoff spot in 8th, with 9th place still available for either Telita, Red Devils and Glasston in the final round.

Final Round

It’s a bit early but I’ll be going out of internet range over Easter, so good luck to all in the final round

SYDclub 0-3 City Water Motel
Glasston 2-1 Telita
Abbotsford FC 0-1 Hop Skip Jump
Rodborough 11-0 Myrtou FC
《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles 1-3 Red Devils United
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 0-1 The Smoking Tree

scruttino
As it turned out no one wanted 3rd spot, so despite selling up and being beaten by Rodborough, Myrtou.

Telita were relegated when they couldn’t win against Glasston and the Red Devils pulled a final day survival job toppled Abbotsford 1-0 to squeeze into 9th place. So we say goodbye to Glasston, Telita and Rodborough one more time and welcome Crystal Phallus, FC Ailsa and Brisbane Roar. All these teams have perfect records, but the quality of Division 1 teams is at an all-time low in Australia.

Hop Skip Jump and Red Devils United get another chance to save themselves in the Playoffs.

Competitions

The Rowden Medal

Name Team Points
Giorgos Sakelariou The Smoking Tree 25
Nereo Ulizes Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 22
Eustaquio Dei Myrtou FC 21
Luis Angel Carlos SYD Club 20
Simos Paouris The Smoking Tree 20
Gigi Ciuhandu Hop Skip Jump 19
Antonio Norman Abbotsford FC 19
Emil Andberg (Draxonia) Crimson Eagles FC 19
Niklas Agotnes (Draxonia) Crimson Eagles FC 18
Duffield Duffield Rodborough 18

An admirable effort from Giorgos Sakelariou to win the Rowden Medal in his first A-League season. Ulizes is a seasoned veteran who always polls well. The increased standard of play meant none of the points totals for individual players were as high as recent seasons.

Bundy’s Boot

Player Team GP G YC RC
1  Eustaquio Dei  EFC 21 42 0 0
2  Josué Mesquita  WHU 13 33 0 0
3  Nereo Ulizes  YUM 22 23 0 0
4  Ed Norman  GLN 21 23 3 0
5  Cheng Yun Bin  TEA 22 22 1 0
6  Teddy Sheringham  ROH 22 22 0 0
7  Gigi Ciuhandu  QLD 22 21 1 0
8  Giorgos Sakelariou  TST 22 21 1 0
9  Niklas Ågotnes  EAGL 22 21 0 0
10  Teofilo Gomez  SYD 22 20 1 0
11  Antonio Norman   21 18 1 0
12  Tyler Boyd  YUM 22 18 1 0
13  Antony Edwards  CAO 20 16 3 0
14  Duffield Duffield  ROH 21 16 1 0
15  Fortunato Alfonsi  EAGL 22 15 0 0
16  Pete Nelson  ABD 22 13 0 0
17  Belton Algoud  GLN 22 12 0 0
18  Florian Demaria  TEA 22 11 1 0
19  Phillip Wal  ROH 11 11 0 0
20  Rodrigo Ceni  EAGL 22 10 1 0

Dei was sold before the last round, but even then he was more than 10 goals in front of Mesquita who only played 13 games before he too was sold. No one else jumped out of the crowd in the 20’s.

A Cuddly Sheet

Goalkeepers (Goals Against) Clubs Clean Sheets
Eren Jaeger – (25) The Smoking Tree 7
Oliver Beattie – (30) SYD Club 6
Larkins Sawbridge – (34 in 21 games) Myrtou FC 6
Yavuz Tanyol – (27 in 16 games) Hop Skip Jump 5
Bleyd Renney – (27) Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 4
Danny Gray – (35) Red Devils United 4
Jurek Wisniewski – (35) Abbotsford FC 4
Lubomir Sito – (44) Glasston 3
Dacosta Hunn – (3 in 5 games) City Water Motel 3
Bongbong User – (46 in 17 games) City Water Motel 3
Bruce Sinden – (41) Crimson Eagles FC 2

The Smoking Tree’s Eren Jaeger ‘Meister’ like Sakelariou in the Rowden Medal took out the Cuddly Sheet for the most clean-sheets and the least goals conceded in his first A-League season.

The Waterland

Team Total Points
The Smoking Tree 85
SYD Club 78
Crimson Eagles FC 76
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 75
Myrtou FC 72
Abbotsford FC 70
City Water Motel 68
Red Devils United 61
Hop Skip Jump 59
Glasston 52
Telita 49
Rodborough 44

With Shrewsbury losing their last 4 games, The Smoking Tree took advantage to pull away and win the overall team award for the most consistent performances polling the most Rowden Medal votes across entire season. They’re still a young team so they won’t be going anywhere for a while.

Club MVP’s

Abbotsford FC Player Points
Antonio Norman 19
Benard Dobson 15
Pete Nelson 13
Bertan Airpoel 6
Jurek Wisniewski 4
Cole Hursey 3
Emanuel Kihlberg 3
Kenneth Morse 3
Edwardo Markou 2
Stan Quigley 2
 
  70
City Water Motel Player Points
Josue Mesquita 16
Ian Kilmister 13
Adam Carroll 8
Bariscan Baykir 5
Dacosta Hunn 5
Florian Tuliszewski 4
Denis Simao 3
Tim Cahill 3
Tencho Todorovski 3
Justino Eufrasio 2
石坤磊 2
Evan Cuddihy 2
Ramiro Branco 1
Jedrzej Czerny 1
 
  68
Crimson Eagles FC Player Points
Emil Andberg 19
Niklas Agotnes 18
Fortunato Alfonsi 8
Rodrigo Ceni 8
Mido Fielden 7
Brock Sewell 5
Helder Silva 3
Bruce Sinden 3
Clarke Riley 2
 
  76
Glasston Player Points
Ed Norman 16
Fabrizio Costantini 10
Cisco Radaban 10
Benjamin Seligmann 4
Belton Algoud 3
Henrik Dahlberg 2
Isaias Inautzi 2
Benjamin Stageman 2
Lubomir Sito 1
 
  52
Hop Skip Jump Player Points
Gigi Ciuhandu 19
Alvin Barclay 12
Yavuz Tanyol 11
Edmund Skeen 6
Duncan Mundine 5
Sehzade Sumre 4
Arnold Domenichetti 1
Edgar Mietus 1
 
  59
Myrtou FC Player Points
Eustaquio Dei 21
Keefe Shorten 10
Roger Prata 10
Bern Bielski 9
Larkins Sawbridge 6
Antony Edwards 6
Jan Glad 4
Utkan Demirkan 2
Narcis Boerescu 2
Edmund Renshaw 1
Jarret Rheistein 1
 
  72
Red Devils United Player Points
Teddy Sheringham 15
Danny Gray 13
Sabastian Obree 10
Nathan Peterson 6
Douglas Nass 5
Tunc Kural 4
Felipe Tonio 3
Brendon Pickhills 3
Gyorgy Katona 1
Ronaldo Paiva 1
 
  61
Rodborough Player Points
Duffield Duffield 18
Arne Dowsing 5
Phillip Wal 5
Keith Wright 5
Brant Bielski 4
Jack Sobczak 3
Humphry Easther 3
Dylan Grimes 1
 
  44
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC Player Points
Nereo Ulizes 22
Bleyd Renney 12
Bento Pinto 11
Tyler Boyd 9
Jamese Glover 8
Rex Weeks 8
Paul Freeman 6
Boyce Schultze 3
Nedas Genys 1
 
  75
SYD Club Player Points
Luis Angel Carlos 20
Teofilo Gomez 15
Zbyszko Lanczak 9

尤斌峰

9
Xurxo Placencia 7
Melih Cevdet Ongu 5
Oliver Beattie 4
Case Stageman 3
Yaar Maa 2
Kleberson Pimenta 2
Antonia Sparrow 1
Jonathon Azulay 1
 
  78
Telita Player Points
Cheng Yun Bin 13
Florain Demaria 11
Rudy Weller 6
Curtis Reiter 5
Ahmet Bedri Erokay 4
Alberto Rey 3
Stephen Givens 3
Saul Lluc 2
Stephen Givens 1
Matthew Groves 1
 
  49
The Smoking Tree Player Points
Giorgos Sakelariou 25
Simos Paouris 20
Jens-Erik Persson 16
Eren Jaeger 12
Darley Fitton 6
Emanuel Leal 2
Ernest Gligor 2
Lefteris Efthimiou 1
Giovani Monteiro 1
 
  85

Written by Scruttino

 

A-League 57 rounds 1-11 – Mid Season Review

 

  Team M W D L + = P Last 6
1 Crimson Eagles FC 11 9 1 1 35 11 24 28
2 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 11 9 0 2 29 13 16 27
3 Myrtou FC 11 7 0 4 52 17 35 21
4 The Smoking Tree 11 6 1 4 18 14 4 19
5 Abbotsford FC 11 5 2 4 25 18 7 17
6 SYDclub 11 5 1 5 15 15 0 16
7 City Water Motel 11 5 1 5 30 34 -4 16
8 Glasston 11 4 1 6 32 25 7 13
9 Red Devils United 11 2 3 6 18 17 1 9
10 Rodborough 11 2 3 6 16 46 -30 9
11 Hop Skip Jump 11 2 1 8 12 42 -30 7
12 Telita 11 1 4 6 12 42 -30 7

It’s been an up and down ride for most sides this season. Good results, mixed with indifferent ones especially for The Smoking Tree, whose return to the top flight has seen them lead the league before a recent form slump. Crimson Eagles, started badly yet have climbed into first place with their round 11 win over Shrewsbury. The game was horribly one sided and Shrewsbury were lucky not to concede 5 or more.

Myrtou FC have seen their form fluctuate, losses in important games have seen them fall back into mid table. Yet their scoring ability elevates them above most sides and has them rounding out the top 3 at the halfway point. Tactical nouse had seen Abbotsford climb as high as 1st, but like The Smoking Tree they’ve also hit a wall recently. SYD have scored 15 and conceded 15, going nowhere fast yet should be safe in mid table.

Last season’s champions City Water have struggled for any sort of form, Mesquita has scored all but 3 of their goals and while that worked for them last season, now it’s their Achilles heel. They’ve always been a team that prefers to outscore their opponents, but a leaky defence has cost them points.

Glasston seem destined for the playoff, the side is rebuilding on the run and while they can score, defensively they’ve struggled. Red Devils are the hard luck story, multiple losses by 1 goals have them rooted in the bottom third of the table, playoffs are the most they can hope for now. The bottom 3 all look as though they belong there, -30 goal differences for all of them mean they’ll likely trade places with either Rodborough, Hop Skip Jump and Telita receiving the spoon.

Round Commentary

Round 1

The circus begins again. I won’t predict anything for now, I’ll let the patterns emerge by themselves.

City Water Motel 2-1 SYDclub
Telita 2-2 Glasston
Hop Skip Jump 1-4 Abbotsford FC
Myrtou FC 19-0 Rodborough
Red Devils United 0-2 Crimson Eagles FC
The Smoking Tree 1-0 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC

senile_old_men
Either a big stuff up by Rodborough setting tactics, or another walkover team in A-league. If it’s the former Myrtou will be thanking them for a massive GD advantage for the rest of the season…

scruttino
Definitely a youth squad. The rest look good, crimson Eagles could have won by 5 or 6. Eric again gets upset, the league looks good though

anvisco
Maybe my guys are just super humans???

Round 2

Shrewsbury-City Water will be a revenge game for the bad luck Eric has had in recent times. Unless it continues and he gets another red card.

I’m interested in how Telita perform against SYD and The Smoking Tree-Crimson Eagles for how good the new sides are as The Smoking Tree got lucky against the Biscuits in the first round while the other performed very well.

SYDclub 1-2 Telita
Glasston 8-1 Hop Skip Jump
Abbotsford FC 2-1 Myrtou FC
Rodborough 2-1 Red Devils United
Crimson Eagles FC 0-1 The Smoking Tree
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 2-1 City Water Motel

scruttino
Well that was an interesting round. Somehow Glasston scored 8 goals from the same amount of shot s as their opponents. But the rest of it was close as Shrewsbury got revenge on City Water, Abbotsford knocked off Myrtou, Telita downed SYD and The Smoking Tree continue to impress beating Crimson Eagles 1-0 in a hard fought game.

This season could be anything as yet.

Round 3

It’s exciting not knowing who will win and lose. Abbotsford on top of the table, proving the National Cup success wasn’t a fluke.

Telita 0-1 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC
City Water Motel 2-6 Crimson Eagles FC
The Smoking Tree 2-1 Rodborough
Red Devils United 2-2 Abbotsford FC
Myrtou FC 3-2 Glasston
Hop Skip Jump 0-2 SYDclub

scruttino
And we have a promotion side leading the league. The Smoking Tree look good, they don’t score as many as they’d hope, but neither do they concede. Crimson eagles had the luck in an even game to win by 4, while Shrewsbury, Myrtou and The smokking Tree had one-sided games with the score remaining close throughout.

aarons
ha ha im the greatest 3rd round champion of them allllllllllll stop the fuckN league man

Round 4

We have our first top of the table clash, not the sides that would’ve been predicted to be top 2 after 3 rounds but here we are.

I still don’t know where this league ladder will end up by the half way stage as last seasons champs City Water are in 9th and they still have much the same squad. I’ll just keep watching for now.

SYDclub 1-3 Myrtou FC
Glasston 2-1 Red Devils United
Abbotsford FC 2-1 The Smoking Tree
Rodborough 1-1 City Water Motel
Crimson Eagles FC 2-2 Telita
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 3-1 Hop Skip Jump

scruttino
Woah, it’s going to be a close long season. But Abbotsford took down the Smoking Tree to become the new leaders. City Water continue to struggle, while Myrtou and Shrewsbury move into the top 3.

in other news this is now the 10th season of me writing on the A-League (yes 2 and half years), but that means all the competitions turn 10 as well, so I’ll do a history of the Rowden Medal, Bundy’s Boot, The Waterland and Cuddly Sheet winners at seasons end.

anvisco
Good work scruttimo!!

senile_old_men
A strange, yet strangely effective tactic from Telita to get the draw. Looks like I might need at least one other tactic this season…

mark8894
Took me a couple of tries at scout matches and a ohh well that will do but happy with the draw..

aarons
fk I shoulda won last game. fk fk fk

senile_old_men
How the tables have turned az. Lol

aarons
ha ha tell me a bloody bout it

Round 5

2nd vs 3rd when Myrtou host Shrewsbury, and the league leaders Abbotsford face last season champions City Water who have struggled to find any form of fluency this season. Glasston have been better this season so on current form their match up against The Smoking Tree should be even contest.

Hop Skip Jump 0-7 Crimson Eagles FC
Myrtou FC 3-5 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC
Red Devils United 1-2 SYDclub
The Smoking Tree 4-0 Glasston
City Water Motel 5-0 Abbotsford FC
Telita 2-2 Rodborough

dhqld
Hi. My team is struggling. I need a new goal keeper.

aarons
man its time to open a can of fkn whoooop A@Z on glasston

aarons
that’s how ya fkn do it

aarons
n back to where i bloooody belong . on top of the shit pile
im fkn great.

diesel-7
wow, how many 1 goal losses am i going to have this season! sigh

rookerman
Poor demented sizey, off his medication again i see

Round 6

The table is beginning to take shape, Rodborough and Hop Skip Jump appear bound for relegation, Red Devils have been unlucky with their fate yet to be decided.

Crimson Eagles-Myrtou is the match of the round, Glasston-City Water will be a test to see if City Water can continue to climb the table.

Glasston 14-0 City Water Motel
Abbotsford FC 7-0 Telita
Rodborough 5-4 Hop Skip Jump
Crimson Eagles FC 2-1 Myrtou FC
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 2-1 Red Devils United
SYDclub 1-1 The Smoking Tree

dissegnator
why couldnt City Water play a man down for me last match!

scruttino
A man down and another out of position, multiple tactic fails and the cumulative penalties made them lose big. Shrewsbury go top with The Smoking Tree-SYD draw, with Crimson Eagles 2nd on goal difference

diesel-7
Although I didn’t expect to get anything out of the Shrewsbury match, it’s still disappointing to lose by1 goal, AGAIN. This season is very close to being over for us, if its not already.

aarons
Farrrkkkk ha ha the cheekkky fkr changeD his tactic man fk fk fk fk

Round 7

City Water-The Smoking Tree and Abbotsford-Glasston are the dual games of the round. Given the tactics pass muster both should be cracking matchups. Close behind them is Shrewsbury-SYD, the biscuit should have their number, but you never know.

Down the bottom the bottom Hop Skip Jump have the best chance yet to post some points against Telita. Will the Red Devils register their fourth loss in a row by one goal? They’re the hard luck story of the season.

Hop Skip Jump 2-1 Telita
Red Devils United 1-2 Myrtou FC
City Water Motel 2-1 The Smoking Tree
Abbotsford FC 4-0 Glasston
Crimson Eagles FC 5-1 Rodborough
SYDclub 1-2 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC

senile_old_men
RDU went down by 1 goal again and drop to 12th with Hop Skip Jump’s maiden victory

diesel-7
LOL, 2-1 loss, who would have guessed!
Four 2-1 losses in a row and five out of the last six. If I’m in the bottom 2 after round 11 (which is almost assured) think i’ll sell up and rebuild…

aarons
man this is farrrkkD a fkn set up the fkr played with a full team. fk fk fk fk jst so u fkrs kno I fkn prefer u play with 10 playerZ or give me a fkn simming. help the great n fkn wonderful sizey out u bastarDZ ha ha

Round 8

Somehow Abbotsford have snuck back into the top 3, they may not stay their for long with Shrewsbury up next. Myrtou-City Water and Glasston-Crimson Eagles will be equally anticipated. Red Devils could get a win, I say could as you just don’t know with them this season.

Telita 1-1 Red Devils United
Myrtou FC 2-0 City Water Motel
The Smoking Tree 0-1 Hop Skip Jump
Glasston 1-2 Crimson Eagles FC
Rodborough 0-3 SYDclub
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 2-1 Abbotsford FC

scruttino
You’ve got to love the tactics of Abbotsford, well I do anyway. They held their own and were unlucky not to get a point out the match. Red Devils may have to accept the bottom 3 is where they’ll stay, with an even contest against Telita. This just isn’t City Water’s season, while Crimson Eagles got the win and scored all 3 goals for both sides.

Hop Skip Jump upset the smoking tree as the have fall into a form slump after a bright start. Rodborough- SYD was an even contest despite the one sided scoreline, their table positions seem about right.

diesel-7
Well Telita didn’t read the script did they!, they’re meant to be scoring 2 against the Devils.

aarons
farrrkkkkk fk fk fk someone is yanking my big cock this is farkn BS man MZ u cunt farkkk off. rant over.

Round 9

There doesn’t appear to any blockbusters this round, but that doesn’t mean the upsets will stop in an intriguing round of games. SYD-Crimson Eagles could be a danger game the Eagles. Similarly I wouldn’t put it past Glasston to beat the Biscuits.

City Water Motel 1-5 Red Devils United
Hop Skip Jump 0-9 Myrtou FC
The Smoking Tree 3-1 Telita
SYDclub 1-4 Crimson Eagles FC
Abbotsford FC 2-2 Rodborough
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 6-1 Glasston

diesel-7
5-1. WTF!!!……. ohhh, a red card.

scruttino
At least you won, maybe it’s a sign of a turn around in luck.

scruttino
Abbotsford held to a draw by rodborough, that’ll hurt their top 3 chances

diesel-7
Don’t get me wrong i’m stoked to get the W, was just surprised to see the 5-1 result against last years champs… especially when i’m sitting last! Hopefully my luck is changing?

Round 10

Crimson Eagles-Abbotsford is the game of the round, followed closely by Myrtou-The Smoking Tree. Down the other end, the bottom two playoff in a spoon battle, while City Water-Telita, Glasston-SYD slug it out for the playoffs and lower mid table spots. So some important games without the league leaders being affected.

Telita 0-13 City Water Motel
Red Devils United 0-0 Hop Skip Jump
Myrtou FC 1-3 The Smoking Tree
Glasston 0-1 SYDclub
Crimson Eagles FC 3-1 Abbotsford FC
Rodborough 1-5 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC

eric_the_eel
Nice to see Shrewsbury in 1st place 🙂 Although almost every win is by 1 goal…

diesel-7
Wow, 0-0 draw after both teams have 17 SoT! amazing keepers or rubbish strikers?… just an awesome game from the keepers I think

aarons
man thank fk I wasn’t bent over n reemed again

Round 11

A couple of big rounds ahead for Crimson Eagles and Shrewsbury. Shrewsbury would gain a big lead if they won both games, yet Crimson Eagles would lead by 4 should they do the same.

Abbotsford-SYD is a battle for lower league safety, but both sides look safe. The others games could blow out, yet we’ll be halfway there soon enough

Hop Skip Jump 2-3 City Water Motel
Telita 1-8 Myrtou FC
Red Devils United 5-1 The Smoking Tree
Abbotsford FC 0-1 SYDclub
Glasston 2-1 Rodborough
Crimson Eagles FC 2-1 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC

diesel-7
Well that was unexpected…. athough Scruttino did say there could be blow outs 😉

aarons
Farrrrkkkkk mothr fk. mz u cunt fk off. talk about not using lube and getting fkd up the fkn clacker. my virgin a@Zhole can’t take this shit man

scruttino
Crimson Eagles demolished the Biscuits like they had the munchies. They were lucky not to lose 5 or 6 nil

Competitions

The Rowden Medal

Name Team Points
Niklas Agotnes Crimson Eagles FC 15
Antonio Norman Abbotsford FC 14
Duffield Duffield Rodborough 14
Eustaquio Dei Myrtou FC 13
Josue Mesquita City Water Motel 13
Emil Andberg Crimson Eagles FC 12
Florain Demaria Telita 11
Ed Norman Glasston 10
Simos Paouris The Smoking Tree 10
Tyler Boyd Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 9
Zbyszko Lanczak SYD Club 9

No one has run away with this yet, less blowouts and hat-tricks mean less points to strikers. So while most of this list are still from the front third, Midfielders for once have a chance to take the A-League MVP award. Agotnes from the Crimson Eagles has the midway lead, but not by much.

Bundy’s Boot

  Player Team GP G YC RC
1  Eustaquio Dei  MYRT 11 32 0 0
2  Josué Mesquita  CITY 11 27 0 0
3  Ed Norman  GLN 11 16 1 0
4  Niklas Ågotnes  EAGL 11 15 0 0
5  Antonio Norman  ABD 11 14 1 0
6  Tyler Boyd  YUM 11 14 1 0
7  Duffield Duffield  ROH 10 12 1 0
8  Antony Edwards  MYRT 11 11 2 0
9  Nereo Ulizes  YUM 11 9 0 0
10  Teddy Sheringham  RDU 11 9 0 0
11  Belton Algoud  GLN 11 9 0 0
12  Teofilo Gomez  SYD 11 8 0 0
13  Gigi Ciuhandu  QLD 11 8 1 0
14  Rodrigo Ceni  EAGL 11 8 0 0
15  Fortunato Alfonsi  EAGL 11 8 0 0
16  Florian Demaria  TEA 11 6 0 0
17  Giorgos Sakelariou  TST 11 6 1 0
18  Cisco Radaban  GLN 11 5 1 0
19  Ernest Gligor  TST 11 5 0 0
20  尤斌峰  SYD 11 5 0 0

Dei and Mesquita hold a considerable lead over those below them, it will take some performance to bring them back from here.

A Cuddly Sheet

Goalkeepers (Goals Against) Clubs Clean Sheets
Oliver Beattie – (15) SYD Club 4
Eren Jaeger – (14) The Smoking Tree 3
Larkins Sawbridge – (17) Myrtou FC 3
Bruce Sinden – (11) Crimson Eagles FC 2
Jurek Wisniewski – (18) Abbotsford FC 2
Bongbong User – (34) City Water Motel 2
Yavuz Tanyol – (5 games – 13) Hop Skip Jump 2
Bleyd Renney – (13) Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 1
Danny Gray – (17) Red Devils United 1
Lubomir Sito – (25) Glasston 1

Surprisingly SYD keeper Oliver Beattie leads from newcomer Eren Jaeger “Meister” via The Smoking Tree. While Beattie has been a steady performer for a while now, he’s not a house hold name by any means. If he remains at the top by the end of the season, I’d be surprised.

The Waterland

Team Total Points
Crimson Eagles FC 46
Myrtou FC 39
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 39
SYD Club 39
The Smoking Tree 37
Abbotsford FC 36
City Water Motel 30
Glasston 29
Red Devils United 28
Telita 27
Rodborough 21
Hop Skip Jump 20

Things are much closer this season. No youth teams, means points are evenly spread with the current league leaders also topping the Waterland. It’s tight below them though 2nd to 6th span 3 points, so there’s plenty of room to move.

Club MVP’s

Abbotsford FC Player Points
Antonio Norman 14
Benard Dobson 8
Bertan Airpoel 6
Pete Nelson 5
Emanuel Kihlberg 3
Edwardo Markou 2
Jurek Wisniewski 1
Cole Hursey 1
 
  36
City Water Motel Player Points
Josue Mesquita 13
Ian Kilmister 6
Adam Carroll 3
Denis Simao 3
石坤磊 2
Evan Cuddihy 2
Tencho Todorovski 1
 
  30
Crimson Eagles FC Player Points
Niklas Agotnes 15
Emil Andberg 12
Mido Fielden 7
Rodrigo Ceni 5
Fortunato Alfonsi 5
Brock Sewell 2
 
  46
Glasston Player Points
Ed Norman 10
Fabrizio Costantini 6
Cisco Radaban 5
Belton Algoud 3
Henrik Dahlberg 2
Lubomir Sito 1
 
  29
Hop Skip Jump Player Points
Gigi Ciuhandu 6
Alvin Barclay 5
Yavuz Tanyol 5
Edmund Skeen 3
Duncan Mundine 1
 
  20
Myrtou FC Player Points
Eustaquio Dei 13
Keefe Shorten 5
Antony Edwards 5
Bern Bielski 4
Jan Glad 4
Utkan Demirkan 2
Larkins Sawbridge 2
Roger Prata 2
Narcis Boerescu 2
 
  39
Red Devils United Player Points
Danny Gray 8
Teddy Sheringham 6
Sabastian Obree 5
Felipe Tonio 3
Brendon Pickhills 2
Nathan Peterson 2
Gyorgy Katona 1
Ronaldo Paiva 1
 
  28
Rodborough Player Points
Duffield Duffield 14
Brant Bielski 4
Arne Dowsing 3
 
  21
Shrewsbury Biscuits FC Player Points
Tyler Boyd 9
Bento Pinto 8
Rex Weeks 6
Bleyd Renney 5
Nereo Ulizes 5
Boyce Schultze 3
Jamese Glover 2
Paul Freeman 1
 
  39
SYD Club Player Points
Zbyszko Lanczak 9
Teofilo Gomez 8
Luis Angel Carlos 6
Xurxo Placencia 6

尤斌峰

5
Kleberson Pimenta 2
Oliver Beattie 2
Jonathon Azulay 1
 
  39
Telita Player Points
Florain Demaria 11
Ahmet Bedri Erokay 4
Curtis Reiter 3
Stephen Givens 3
Alberto Rey 2
Stephen Givens 1
Cheng Yun Bin 1
Rudy Weller 1
Matthew Groves 1
 
  27
The Smoking Tree Player Points
Simos Paouris 10
Jens-Erik Persson 8
Giorgos Sakelariou 8
Eren Jaeger 6
Emanuel Leal 2
Darley Fitton 2
Giovani Monteiro 1
 
  37

Written by Scruttino

AIHL Season 49 Review – Season 50 Preview

 

  Team M W D L + = P Status
1 Auckland Anvils 22 20 0 2 117 17 100 60
2 Finlandia HC 22 18 1 3 100 20 80 55
3 Relaxmore 22 16 0 6 96 26 70 48
4 Slap Bang Wallop 22 15 3 4 78 32 46 48
5 Polar Bear Club 22 13 2 7 64 35 29 41
6 Warringah Wizards 22 9 2 11 58 68 -10 29
7 Leeton Devils HC 22 9 2 11 38 57 -19 29
8 Arawata 22 8 2 12 38 72 -34 26  div1.1
9 Brisbane Roar HC 22 7 2 13 41 69 -28 23  div1.3
10 Yaroona 22 6 2 14 29 69 -40 20  div1.1
11 Kariah 22 2 0 20 18 105 -87 6  div1.2
12 Kiras Krusaders HC 22 1 0 21 13 120 -107 3  div3.17

I don’t have the seasons stats as they had reset by the time of writing this article. I’d hoped Therk would do it but it’s Saturday night and I haven’t heard from him.

So here we go. The most surprising thing is that Warringah didn’t win, their selling up in football must have transferred across into Hockey. Thus we had a changing of the guard and the unknown prospect of not knowing who would win before the season began.

Up stepped Diesel 7 to claim the prize for the Kiwi’s once again. The Dunedin Thunderbirds may be no more, yet in their place the Auckland Anvils have taken up the challenge to condemn Finlandia to another 2nd placed finish.

That none of the bottom 5 survived leads us into a new season of unknowns.

AIHL Season 50 Preview

  Team M W D L + = P Last 6
1 Auckland Anvils 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2 Bobinawarrah 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 Caboonbah 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
4 Finlandia HC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
5 Kangaroo Crusaders 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 Leeton Devils HC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
7 Polar Bear Club 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
8 Relaxmore 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
9 Slap Bang Wallop 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
10 Telita 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
11 The Jugular Vein 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
12 Warringah Wizards 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Team Previous Division
Bobinawarrah div1.3
Telita div1.2
Caboonbah div1.1
Kangaroo Crusaders div1.3
The Jugular Vein div1.3

 Ice Hockey in Australia and New Zealand is not a popular sport. There are a couple of managers that only compete in Hockey, but only a couple. Most people have a football team and their hockey side is an after-thought.

The standard of play is declining further as each team that establishes a dynasty sells up and leaves. This has opened up the AIHL trophy to be won by teams of moderate ability. But there are similarities with the A-League, as one side that is promoted does well while the rest struggle. Which team that will be is impossible to tell because the standard of play in Division 1 is deplorable, so even if you win even game it doesn’t mean much.

But in terms of predicting the who will challenge for the title in Season 50. I would have to go with the top 5 from last season, as they cleared out from everyone below to create a 3 tiered league of active users that are okay, those that maintain a side as a passing interest and the inactive or selling up.

Auckland Anvils and Finlandia will dual for the title with Relaxmore, Slap Bang Wallop and Polar Bear Club seeking to steal points off them. But it will be either Auckland or Finlandia for the season 50 AIHL title.

Written by Scruttino

 

 

Isk42 Legends League Interview with Scruttino

1) Hi, we want to make an interview related with Legendary Players. Firstly, how did you feel when you hear that?

Thanks Ismail (Isk42), I hope you don’t mind me going to your profile page and looking up your real name. The legends league is still a new concept, with each new competition being more competitive. In the first season most managers adhered to the have fun policy of picking players who may not have been the best, but were remembered most fondly in their respective starting teams. That has changed in this second edition, as the managers involved took things a lot more seriously. As a result, about a third of the way through this league crew issued an ultimatum that no more tactic changes can be made. Not every side was making changes, I ran the same tactic from the start, but a couple of sides that began poorly were wanting to make ongoing changes for each game. Given the extra work involved for Crew, mainly on Peter’s (Thunderexpress) end to accommodate these adjustments I can understand the decision to place a lock on the tactics.

2) What was your nation’s attitude towards legendary players/league? Especially in Forums?

Initially I began asking for submissions using a forum thread. Australia had many more managers in the past, producing a lot of great retired players and we still hold the record for most goals scored by a player in a single world cup with Ivan Hogan’s bag of 21 goals in the 2005 World Cup. Also I’ve run threads regarding our best players of the past, in order to name some of the A-League competitions.

I’m the current HRA for Australia and New Zealand, working as a reporter for the zone for around 3-4 years and written on the A-League for the last 10 seasons, along with a few stints as an NCA, so I’ve a good idea of who our best players were. But I wanted to hear from the community, it’s unfortunately getting smaller, but we still have a few managers with knowledge that reaches all the way back to the beginning of Managerzone and they were invaluable to providing insights on players around before I began playing and a sense of their story from which I could embellish. Not many Aussie managers post in the forums, but I want to thank the 10 or so that did during the early phases of putting this team together.

3) What kind of strategy did you follow to be able to collect the team? Were there pros and cons?

I used my knowledge of past international players through being involved in the National team setup and domestic players with a good story that weren’t involved with the National team like Downing Beer, the greatest name to ever be bestowed upon a player before the introduction of youth name change options. I went through every international tournament and made a list all the players that were given their starting debuts in each era, put these lists on the forums and had members of the community recall their favorite players.

Using their input I made the final selections. The original side was heavily weighted with strikers and light on defense. But I thought why not run with it and see what happens, so our 1st edition team was an entertainment plus committed attack, with no thought to defense. We scored heavily and conceded just as many. So at the seasons end I re-evaluated and went on a specific recruitment drive to bolster our backline adding 10 more players. I undertook this task by myself, but I did inform the community of what my intentions were, the reasons why I was doing so, who the recruitment targets were and no one objected. So with a new tactic and mindset we began the legends 2nd edition.

4) What was the most different story you wrote when you were making up the squad? And who did it belong to?

I had a lot of fun putting the biographies together, though they took a bit of time to create an original story for each player. I turned them as a creative writing exercise, combining the available international statistics for each player and manager’s recollections of each player using direct quotes by each manager from the forums. I further embellished each player with an individual personality as to what they have been doing since their playing careers ended. These have varied from working in the media, backpacking, elderly sea changes taking up surfing, wheeling a couple out of the retirement home, battles with arthritis and those who have settled down overseas to name a few.

Over the years I’ve also been able to gather information regarding why some managers have named their teams what they have. For instance, our longest serving manager without sporadically leaving and returning is Rookerman and his team Glasston. No team have spent more seasons in the A-League than Glasston, 3 of his players have made the Legends squad Cullen Rowden, Jessop Howard and Neale Christini. In his own words his team have been named after the Glasston Bottles factory, I don’t know if it’s a real of fictitious company, but since he rarely sells players and has the only two players Cullen Rowden and Neale Christini in the legends squad to have been a youth and play out their whole careers at the same club I was able to incorporate zonal drafting laws based around clubs only being able to recruit players living within the residential boundaries of the clubs’ territory. I made Cullen Rowden’s dad an employee of the Bottles factory whose family lived in the company built housing flats, so he was a local kid that became the star of the local team he supported as a kids, going on to become captain of the National Team.

5) When you were setting the tactics, how did you decide it? Did you get some help?

The tactic we used in the 1st legends league was a 3-1-3-3 formation chosen by Dagriggstar, I gave a few options on the forum and he suggested another formation that could fit all the strikers into the team. I went with it, organizing the nuts and bolts of who played where and what rules were used. It ended up being short passing, committed, attack. We scored as many as we conceded, but it was fun and gave me a lot of data on who were our best attacking combinations.

For the 2nd legends league I made known my intention to reinforce the defense and balance the side out. The changes weren’t radical, 7 of the starting players in the 1st edition were still on the pitch with 6 new players joining the active tactic as either starting players or bench subs. I changed the formation to a more standard 3-2-2-1-2. The changes I made were Paz Beattie in goals, Roger Miller to defense and Amos Fazey as a sweeper, Munroe Waterland moved from the bench to starting striker and Brandon Pickhills, Eliot Cuddihy and Zackery Forrest joined the bench.

I made any changes based on the data from the legends 1st edition. Bo Boylin remained in central midfield with Cullen Rowden as wide midfielder. Murdock Rizzardo became our main striker, Bickford Bundy wide striker and Munroe Waterland sat in behind them. Amos Fazey joined Berke Kean as our sweepers. Brain Beattie became the heart of the defense, flanked by Berry Beverley and Roger Miller, with Paz Beattie in Goals. Bishop Lawrence moved to the bench, with Zackery Forrest, Irwin Finden and Brandon Pickhills organized subs and Elliot Cuddihy our bench Goalkeeper.
6) According to you, how was the Legendary Players League? How do you see your own legendary team?

In one word I’d sum up the Legends League as ‘unpredictable’. Italy began badly before changing tactics and storming home, but they were the only constant in the second half of the season as Turkey, Brazil and the Netherlands all lost and drew games they were favorites to win.

Of the current legends season Sngtn from Argentina sum it up well saying ~ This league is weird, we have passed from champions to be the last team with the same players and tactics.

Given our results in the first legends league I had no expectation, other than a general thought we’d do better than the inaugural edition. But man was I surprised by how we got out of the blocks winning our first 4 games, opening a 5-point lead which remained steady until the end. We managed to beat every side in the league, maintaining our lead from the moment we got it all the way.

I never expected to win the league, but the team has performed above and beyond what I thought possible with all 6 strikers and 2 midfielders scoring at least once. Australia now has another trophy to add to our 2013 Confed Cup success.

7) Which players performed well and bad during the league?

Everyone played amazingly well. When you come from a smaller nation you expect to lose when you play nations like Italy, Brazil, Sweden, Argentina, Turkey and the Netherlands. Yet we beat them all, some twice.

Keepers – Paz Beattie in goals was the stability we needed, while Elliot Cuddihy remained on the bench the whole season, he was the only player not get on the pitch.

Defenders – Brain Beattie in the center of defense was his normal tough self. 2 draws and 2 losses came when he was either subbed off for receiving a yellow card, sent off directly or absent because of said suspension. Our other defenders Roger Miller, Berry Beverley and sub Bishop Lawrence played their roles well but it was all held together best when Brian was in the middle.

Sweepers – Berke Kean was going to play well anywhere, but the surprise was how effective Amos Fazey was. During his playing career he was as a striker that learned to defend in his 30’s. Unlike Berke Kean who was fast tracked into the national team as a starter in his early 20’s, Amos was lucky to get on the bench and spent most of his time in the reserves. In this tournament he found his true calling as a defensive sweeper.

Midfielders – These two stayed in the same positions they were from the 1st edition of the legends league. I have no idea what Bo Boylin’s (1 goal) ball count or skills actually are, but he was rock solid in a hardest position on the field. Then with Cullen Rowdon (2 goals) as our attacking wide midfielder, his love of getting forward meant we had a 2nd wide attacking midfielder/supporting striker on the field at all times.

Strikers – Everyone was brilliant as they shared the goals around, Murdock Rizzardo (16 goals), Bickford Bundy (15 goals) and Munroe Waterland (11 goals) all clicked from the outset. When one had an off day, another would step up and score. This combined with an equally effective subbing trio of past Crimson Eagles greats Irwin Finden (7 goals) and Zackery Forrest (5 goals), with wandering utility Brandon Pickhills (4 goals) playing Waterland’s role as striker/attacking midfielder.

This has been a team effort all over the pitch. We didn’t have any bad players, Brian Beattie got sent off twice, but in a league setup I’ll happily accept that for the safety of knowing we have a tough central defender not afraid to put in a hard challenge.

8) Which match was the most challenging one for you? (It would be the teams except yours.)

Turkey were the only side that ran a wing defense/wing attack for the full 90 minutes. Brazil had wings as an alternative formation triggered in specific circumstances, though I don’t know what these circumstance were as I couldn’t watch matches with my web browser at the time. 6 teams were running 4 defenders at the back. So with the intention of using the same tactic in every game, I chose a 3-man triangle defense, with a short passing attack to grab all the small advantages I possibly could. Knowing that I’d be at a disadvantage against Turkey, but calculating I’d make up the points difference against everyone else.

So with this in mind our most challenging game was the round 10 rematch against Turkey, we got lucky in our first round game as they were experimenting with a short lived tactic winning 3-0, but this return fixture was going to be different. Turkey won 8-1 as they wiped us off the park. Another drubbing followed in round 16 in our rematch with Italy losing 6-0, this was surprising as we won the first match in an even contest. It also brought Italy back into the title race as we’d still have to play Brazil, a loss or draw for us and Italy continuing to win would hand them the title. Thankfully Italy were held to a draw by Chile thanks to a red card and 2 very late goals, while we beat Brazil comfortably for the second time in the season to take the title with a game in hand.

Turkey and Italy turned out to be our most formidable opponents. Turkey for running a wing tactic and Italy because their short passing tactic caught fire and a red card was the only way anyone would get close to them, even Turkey lost to Italy 1-7.

9) What should be done to make Legendary League more popular do you think? Any advice?

The amount of work involved in organizing the teams, writing the bios and formulating tactic is very time consuming. Usually it falls on one person in each country, who realizing nothing is happening does the majority of the work. This can leave them feeling frustrated when only a handful of people in their online communities acknowledge what they’ve done or care about the results. I’ve tried to increase the awareness of the Legends League in the English speaking main forum, yet it’s a hard sell in its current friendly league format to actively engage with the broader community beyond the Admin forum.

Another thing is the declining number of Zone’s around the world, with overworked reporters struggling to balance their volunteer work with real life commitment. As you need a zone to publish the player bios in order to qualify for a team to be put together and the bios take a lot of work to put together. With the collapse of all but 3 English zones left in India, MZ Country and Australia because of a lack of new managers willing to be RA’s and fill the positions the left vacant by those who have left. Currently the USA and Scotland may have a zone returning, but they will be organized by 2 managers in Darkline and Whins who are part of the older generation that left their post a while back.

I don’t blame new managers for not wanting to be RA’s, it’s a lot of work for a voluntary position only past RA’s understand as a thankless task. Plus, new managers have watched those involved burnout badly and lose their passion for being a reporter, which can result in them leaving the game. There could still be many more Zones around the world or make a comeback in the future if crew allow them to operate like the current Aussiezone does with a once a season release. Without an active zone in the current setup, many countries are excluded from having a legends team even if they wanted to organize one.

I liked the overall league format and locking in one tactic for the season. As it forces people to get creative and choose carefully what tactic they will run. Because whatever you choose can be countered by someone else. It all depends on the risk and reward of who is playing what over the whole season.

Putting the teams under the control of the elected NC’s would allow for players to be added to squads, their full skills viewed by someone organizing the tactic and friendlies games to be setup without the involvement of crew, freeing up their time for other tasks.

Changing the current Clash of the Titans legends league format into an official international friendly league with matches that can be track through the creation of a third National team page called Legends.

U/21 National Team – A competition for U/21 players

Seniors National Team – A competition for current senior players

Legends National Team – A competition for retired players allowing each country to put together their best ever teams

Doing so would create a trophy for which more countries will want to win. Legends leagues would be the ultimate fighter version of all national team competitions, when enough teams join you could organize it in a way similar to the Bessie with a multi-tiered league promotion/demotion system. Southern Hemisphere vs Northern Hemisphere would be cool to see.

10) If you had been a legendary player, what kind of player would you be? Which position 🙂

In real life my name is Matt, I’m 31, I live in Melbourne, Australia studying for my Masters in Cultural Heritage and Museum Studies. After this I want to begin a PhD, obtain my doctorate and earn a living as an Anthropologist. I was born with natural athletic ability I’ve played many sports, including both indoor and outdoor football. I’ve played every position across the pitch and in goals. I can tackle, pass and shoot with both feet, the right for power and swerve, the left for increased control, spin and dip. My favorite position is central midfield, as you’re involved in making forward runs, setting up the attack with through balls, firing off a few shots, taking free kicks, corners and penalties. But also tracking back, organizing the defensive line and putting in the tackles. I’d love to be where Bo Boylin is commanding the center circle.

Clash of the Legends 2nd Edition Final League Standings

  Team M W D L + = P Last 6
1 Australian Legends 18 12 2 4 61 39 22 38
2 Italian Legends 18 9 5 4 63 28 35 32
3 Turkish Legends 18 10 1 7 52 31 21 31
4 Brazilian Legends 18 9 3 6 79 30 49 30
5 Netherlands Legends 18 8 3 7 38 47 -9 27
6 Greek Legends 18 7 4 7 40 53 -13 25
7 Argentinian Legends 18 6 3 9 30 56 -26 21
8 Swedish Legends 18 5 5 8 36 48 -12 20
9 Chilean Legends 18 6 2 10 37 67 -30 20
10 Hungarian Legends 18 2 4 12 16 53 -37 10

Overall League Top Scorers

  Player Team GP G YC RC
1  Tuncay Fazilet  TRXI 18 33 2 0
2  Amerigo Manzi  ITXI 18 25 0 0
3  Ronaldão Abreu  BRXI 18 22 0 0
4  Birger Lundqvist  SEXI 18 21 0 0
5  Almir Lago  BRXI 18 19 0 0
6  Wanderson Costa  BRXI 18 19 0 0
7  Luís Fernando Leme  BRXI 15 18 1 0
8  Concetto Melfi  ITXI 18 17 1 0
9  Murdock Rizzardo  AUXI 18 16 1 0
10  Alberigo Taraborrelli  ITXI 18 16 0 0
11  Marco Terciero  CLXI 18 15 0 0
12  Bickford Bundy  AUXI 18 15 0 0
13  Roger Elst  NLXI 18 14 0 0
14  Sahin Munib  TRXI 18 14 1 0
15  Cecilio Ponce  CLXI 18 13 0 0
16  Iosif Theocharis  GRXI 18 13 0 0
17  Ciro Lander  ARXI 18 12 0 0
18  Eugenios Androulakis  GRXI 18 12 1 0
19  Munroe Waterland  AUXI 18 11 0 0
20  Wictor Mellbad  SEXI 18 9 1 0

 The Australian Squad Stats for Clash of the Legends 2nd Edition – Top Scorers, Most Ill Disciplined and Clean Sheets

  Player Team GP G YC RC CS
1  Murdock Rizzardo  AUXI 18 16 1 0 0
2  Bickford Bundy  AUXI 18 15 0 0 0
3  Munroe Waterland  AUXI 18 11 0 0 0
4  Irwin Finden  AUXI 18 7 0 0 0
5  Zackery Forrest  AUXI 18 5 0 0 0
6  Brandon Pickhills  AUXI 18 4 1 0 0
7  Cullen Rowdon  AUXI 18 2 0 0 0
8  Bo Boylin  AUXI 18 1 1 0 0
9  Bishop Lawrence  AUXI 18 0 2 0 0
10  Brian Beattie  AUXI 16 0 1 2 0
11  Berry Beverley  AUXI 18 0 1 0 0
12  Berke Kean  AUXI 18 0 2 0 0
13  Paz Beattie  AUXI 18 0 0 0 2
14  Roger Miller  AUXI 18 0 1 0 0
15  Amos Fazey  AUXI 18 0 0 0 0
16  Elliott Cuddihy  AUXI 18 0 0 0 0

Written by Isk42 and Scruttino

Seniors National Cup Season 57

Final

《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles – SYDclub 4 – 2

It was an all A-League national cup final as the Crimson Eagles hosted SYD Club at Crimson Park. The sun was shining, the wind was cool, the grandstands packed and the big screen on the hill outside the ground milled with picnic blankets and families.

Based on league positions the Crimson Eagles started favourites, yet SYD have won a national cup before beating the Amputees several season back. Yet they would have hoped for a better start as the rapture of the home crowd boomed when Fortunato Alfonsi scored in the 3rd and 13th minutes to immediately give the Eagles a comfortable buffer. 尤斌峰 immediately reduced the margin to 1 in the 16th, before Niklas Agotnes extended it back to 2 in the 33rd which the Eagles held until the break.

Melih Cevdet Ongu gave SYD hope of a comeback in the 63rd to make it 3-2. Then both sides continued to have chances without converting, with SYD striving for an equaliser to extend the game into extra time and Crimson Eagles seeking to kill off the game and begin the celebrations early. The tense atmosphere of the match was ended when Rodrigo Ceni finally converted one of his 10 shots on goal in the 89th. You could feel the relief of the home crowd and the players while extended goal celebrations took place.

When the referee called a restart to play, it was all over and injury time was spent soaking up the clock. The Crimson Eagles had finally won a senior competition since returning to competitive activity, the so near yet so far A-League campaigns were forgiven as the fans and management had their day in the sun.

Match Facts EAGL SYD
Goals 4 2
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 0 0
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 3 3
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 0 0
Shots 24 17
Possession 57% 43%

Man of the Match

4  F. Alfonsi St 2 10 9 6 67% 1 0% 0 0

The Scorers

 Fortunato Alfonsi(1-0) 3′
 Fortunato Alfonsi(2-0) 13′
16′  (2-1)尤斌峰
 Niklas Ågotnes(3-1) 33′
54′  (3-2)Melih Cevdet Ongu
 Berke Cubit , Ivan Knevett 63′
85′  Case Stageman,  Neale Legg
 Rodrigo Ceni(4-2) 89′

3rd Place Playoff


The Smoking Tree – Skoolage United
6 – 0

Since getting through the quarter finals with a bit of luck, Skoolage have found themselves out gunned by better teams and so it went again. Yet they can still take home the gate receipts from a comprehensive drubbing. This one began early and didn’t let up.

 Giorgos Sakelariou(1-0) 12′
 Larkins Mcvey(2-0) 14′
32′  Irwin Hodgson
 Giorgos Sakelariou(3-0) 41′
56′  Randell Will,  Jeffray Harding
 Larkins Mcvey(4-0) 58′
 Giorgos Sakelariou(5-0) 63′
 Emanuel Leal , Bongbong Bucket 72′
 Larkins Mcvey , Browne Digiuseppe 81′
82′  Jeffray Harding,  Herman Ross
 Giorgos Sakelariou(6-0) 89′

3 goals in either half had Giorgos Sakelariou accumulate 4 and Larkins McVey 2. It was The Smoking Tree all the way for 3rd place.

Match Facts TST SKLD
Goals 6 0
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 0 1
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 3 1
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 0 0
Shots 17 7
Possession 50% 50%

 Semi Finals

《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles – The Smoking Tree 4 – 2

This was a top of the A-League mega clash, both sides were in imperious form. Yet it was the Crimson Eagles who got revenge on their A-League results in the National Cup. Maybe The Smoking Tree were having an off day, but they were outplayed and didn’t look like winning. Despite The Smoking Tree scoring first and holding out until half time with a 1-0 lead. The Crimson Eagles netted 4 second half goals;

1  R. Ceni St 3 9 8 8 63% 2 50% 0 3

With Rodrigo Ceni bagging a hat-trick, before a late consolation to Browne Digiuseppe in the 94th minute. What looked on paper to be a tough contest was blown out in the second half to be an easy victory for the Crimson Eagles.

Match Facts EAGL TST
Goals 4 2
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 0 0
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 3 1
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 1 1
Shots 27 10
Possession 53% 47%

Skoolage United – SYDclub
1 – 8

This was a heavily one sided contest, Skoolage benefitted from a red card in the Quarter Finals, but they were dealt no favours here. 7 goals to Teofilo Gomez confirmed the difference in quality between the two sides.

5  T. Gomez St 7 23 19 3 100% 1 100% 0 1

Skoolage were the last Division 1 team to fall, so there wouldn’t be a repeat of last season when a Division 1 side made the final.

Match Facts SKLD SYD
Goals 1 8
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 0 0
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 0 4
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 1 0
Shots 6 20
Possession 45% 55%

Quarter Finals

The Smoking Tree – Telita 3 – 0

The Smoking Tree have shown great form in their comeback to A-League, while Telita are struggling in the regulation zone. So it was going to be tough for Telita to win this and that’s how it turned out.

 Larkins Mcvey(1-0) 25′
 Giorgos Sakelariou(2-0) 32′
 Ernest Gligor(3-0) 61′
 Larkins Mcvey , Browne Digiuseppe
Emanuel Leal , Bongbong Bucket
77′

The Smoking Tree shared the goals around as they put the foot down and out classed their opponents across the field.

Match Facts TST Tea
Goals 3 0
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 0 0
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 3 3
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 1 0
Shots 22 7
Possession 48% 52%

Shrewsbury Biscuits FC – 《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles
1 – 2

The game would have been worthy of the final, or at least these two teams would have. But the random nature of the draw means title contenders often face-off in rounds before the final. This was case as Shrewsbury hosted Crimson Eagles across the Tasman in New Zealand. Would Shrewsbury play wings or short passing, they’ve mixed it up of late, but Crimson Eagles are always a short passing team. It turned out to be a short passing contest on both sides, Shrewsbury chose to cover the wings with a 4-man backline, giving the Crimson Eagles a tactical advantage as they went straight down the middle.

1  B. Renney Gk 0 0 0 16 75% 0 14 0

Shrewsbury keeper Bleyd Renney tried his best keeping a clean sheet in the first half, but the tide of forward motion was too much even for his prodigious talent. Slowly but surely Crimson Eagles overwhelmed the Biscuits with 2 goals in the 67th and 76th to win away from home.

Match Facts YUM EAGL
Goals 1 2
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 1 1
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 2 3
Penalty kicks 0 1
Corners 0 0
Shots 10 19
Possession 46% 54%

Skoolage United – Hop Skip Jump
6 – 3

Skoolage were already 2-0 up when Hop Skip Jump defender Florian Domenge was sent off through a red card in the 29th minute. Randell Will converted the penalty to take Skoolage into the break 3-0 up.

But they never had it all their own way, as despite playing with 10 men Hop Skip Jump striker Gigi Ciuhandu scored a second half hat-trick.

7  G. Ciuhandu St 3 11 9 11 91% 1 0% 0 1

Randell Will also completed his own hat-trick in the second half.

11  R. Will St 3 10 7 3 100% 0 0 0

Throughout the second half Hop Skip Jump matched Skoolage across the park, had they still a full complement of players this may have been a high scoring comeback. It was still high scoring as both sides cancelled each other out 3-3 in the second half. But Skoolage were always in front and took semi-finals spot.

Match Facts SKLD qld
Goals 6 3
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 0 0
Red cards 0 1
Free kicks 0 0
Penalty kicks 1 0
Corners 0 2
Shots 13 12
Possession 52% 48%

SYDclub – City Water Motel
2 – 1

It was a battle between two equally matched mid-table A-League sides and neither team was able to overpower the other. A stand out performance from SYD Club midfielder Zbyszko Lanczak with 100% efficiency help give SYD the midfield edge in an even contest.

8  Z. Lanczak Mf 0 1 0 14 100% 3 100% 0 1
 Teofilo Gomez(1-0) 42′
 尤斌峰(2-0) 55′
 Case Stageman , Neale Legg 86′
93′  (2-1)Barışcan Baykır

SYD built there lead with goals either side of half time, before an injury time goal to City Water was deserved reward for their consistent efforts.

Group Stages

Group 1

  Team M W D L + = P
1 Telita 14 13 0 1 88 9 79 39
2 Skoolage United 14 9 1 4 45 11 34 28
3 Joachim Wiking 14 8 0 6 37 17 20 24
4 Darwin Saville FC 14 7 2 5 26 20 6 23
5 Narraweena Azzurri 14 5 2 7 37 43 -6 17
6 Rangers – Real Madrid 14 5 2 7 27 38 -11 17
7 Dewrang Lions 14 3 0 11 18 87 -69 9
8 Amputees FC 14 2 1 11 20 73 -53 7

Despite languishing near the bottom of the A-League table, Telita benefitted from no other A-League team being in their group, running ramshod over all their competitors. Skoolage were the next best, from Joachim and the return of Darwin Saville to active duty.

Group 2

  Team M W D L + = P
1 Crimson Eagles FC 14 11 0 3 84 13 71 33
2 City Water Motel 14 10 2 2 59 30 29 32
3 F.C.Ailsa 14 10 1 3 69 16 53 31
4 Myrtou FC 14 8 1 5 61 16 45 25
5 Ghinnighi 14 7 0 7 34 47 -13 21
6 AMICI 14 5 1 8 22 62 -40 16
7 Gunyah 14 2 1 11 22 57 -35 7
8 HASSELHOFF BABES 14 0 0 14 1 111 -110 0

With only one A-League team in Group 1, Group 2, 3 and 4 would much harder for Div 1 teams to escape from. Yet to their credit F.C Ailsa held their own admirably, scoring more and conceding less than City Water who went through just ahead of them in second. Myrtou FC had a similar goal difference, yet the results didn’t come. Crimson Eagles were clearly the best team, but this was a close group on points at the top.

Group 3

  Team M W D L + = P
1 Hop Skip Jump 12 12 0 0 65 7 58 36
2 SYDclub 12 10 0 2 63 11 52 30
3 Red Devils United 12 8 0 4 47 15 32 24
4 Mustard Tigers 12 6 0 6 40 19 21 18
5 Polar Express FC 12 3 0 9 22 42 -20 9
6 Relaxmore Deux FC 12 2 0 10 7 73 -66 6
7 green sheep 12 1 0 11 4 81 -77 3

Hop Skip Jump defied their A-League relegation plight to be the only team through the group phase with a perfect record. SYD were able to get the better of the Red Devils for 2nd.

Group 4

  Team M W D L + = P
1 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 12 9 2 1 64 16 48 29
2 The Smoking Tree 12 9 1 2 59 12 47 28
3 Glasston 12 6 2 4 48 21 27 20
4 Abbotsford FC 12 6 2 4 42 16 26 20
5 BONDI ICEBERGS 12 5 3 4 41 20 21 18
6 Perthians 12 2 0 10 15 49 -34 6
7 Manly United 12 0 0 12 2 137 -135 0

Shrewsbury and The Smoking Tree had a personal battle for the top spot and both went through. Try as they might Glasston, Abbotsford and Bondi were not on the same level of quality.

Top Scorers

  Player Team GP G YC RC
1  Niklas Ågotnes  EAGL 16 56 3 0
2  Teofilo Gomez  SYD 15 53 0 0
3  Gigi Ciuhandu  QLD 13 47 0 0
4  Reynaldo Joanes  INC 14 43 0 0
5  Nereo Ulizes  YUM 13 42 0 0
6  Josué Mesquita  WHU 12 41 2 0
7  Florian Demaria  TEA 15 39 0 0
8  Cheng Yun Bin  TEA 15 39 0 0
9  Giorgos Sakelariou  TST 15 37 0 0
10  Ed Norman  GLN 12 35 0 0
11  Randell Will  SKLD 17 27 0 0
12  He Sha Kuan  BIG 12 26 1 0
13  Bradley Markwell  WAR 14 26 0 0
14  Tunç Kural  TLCB 12 25 1 0
15  Pete Nelson  ABD 12 24 0 0
16  Antony Edwards  CAO 14 23 0 0
17  Rodrigo Ceni  EAGL 17 22 0 0
18  Eustaquio Dei  EFC 14 22 0 0
19  Johann Fredriksson  RLMA 14 22 0 0
20  Álvaro Saldanha  AIA 7 20 0 0

Written by Scruttino

U/23 National Cup Season 57

Final


Red Devils United – Rangers – Real Madrid
0 – 4

Judging the match by the final scoreline would deceive the reader as to the non-competitiveness of the match. The deciding factor was man of the match Rangers – Real Madrid keeper and US U/21 national team bench player Alonzo Billings. Whenever the Red Devils got through the Rangers defence (which was regularly), he stopped every shot on goal.

31  A. Billings Gk 0 0 0 16 19% 0 14 0
Match Facts RDU RM
Goals 0 4
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 3 0
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 3 8
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 0 2
Shots 14 20
Possession 46% 54%

Rangers deserved to win, but it was not the blowout it appears on first glance. The stats were quite even. Yet you can tell that Rangers spent more time in the Red Devils front half due to their higher tackle count. The overall difference was the quality of Billings goalkeeping.

Red Devils United


Total
0 18 14 110 60% 56 50% 16 40

Rangers – Real Madrid


Total
4 22 20 103 61% 43 42% 14 44

3rd Place Playoff

《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles – Warburn F.C 0 – 3

This was a strange match. The result was never in doubt but the stats are weird.

Match Facts EAGL Ghi
Goals 0 3
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 1 1
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 1 6
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 0 0
Shots 4 20
Possession 62% 38%

As you can see the possession count was heavily in favour of Crimson Eagles, who were likely running a defensive, passive tactic. Holding the ball without any penetration through passes or forward runs. Warburn took full advantage of Crimson Eagles Negative tactics winning the ball back in attack positions and made them count.

14′  (0-1)Bradley Markwell
44′  Jake Fortington
 Joseph Korff 54′
64′  (0-2)Bradley Markwell
92′  (0-3)Blake Harkness

Semi Finals


Rangers – Real Madrid – Warburn F.C
3 – 0

This game wasn’t either pretty or effective for Warburn FC. Ranger – Real Madrid had it locked down from the back line with man of the match Jario Lano’s anticipation of the pass netting him 33 interceptions;

34  J. Lano De 0 0 0 23 61% 6 83% 0 33

Up front Onur and Orest shared the goals;

 Neal Simpson 17′
 Onur Abuska(1-0) 23′
 Onur Abuska(2-0) 59′
 Orest Fedetskyi(3-0) 66′
 Artie Duggan , Lowrey Rishton 68′

Rangers – Real Madrid where never challenged, as they wound down the clock in the final minutes for a comfort win and conserved their energy.

Match Facts RM Ghi
Goals 3 0
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 1 0
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 7 3
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 0 0
Shots 15 6
Possession 61% 39%

《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles – Red Devils United
1 – 3

It was Brendon Pickhills day in the end as he scored a second half hat-trick to lead the Red Devils into the final.

29  B. Pickhills St 3 15 14 4 50% 8 50% 0 0

Yet when the first half ended Crimson Eagles were leading 1-0. The shot count was heavily against them, but they’d held out and scored on the counter attack with everyone’s favourite striker Mario Plumber.

Had they continued to hold out it would have been a great win against the odds, but Pickhills hat-trick took the game away from them.

Match Facts EAGL RDU
Goals 1 3
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 1 2
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 6 4
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 1 1
Shots 9 17
Possession 50% 50%

 Quarter Finals


Joachim Wiking – Rangers – Real Madrid
1 – 2

This was the best game of the Quarter Finals. As despite Rangers – Real Madrid holding 60% of the possession, all passing and shooting stats were close. Joachim had the best of the first half leading 1-0 at the break, but the weight of possession against them began to toll as the second progressed with the equaliser and winner coming in the 58th and 74th.

Match Facts JW RM
Goals 1 2
Injuries 1 0
Yellow cards 1 3
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 3 3
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 1 0
Shots 12 13
Possession 40% 60%

Despite the man of the match award going to a striker, the defenders are what made this game a close as Filomeno Derwin and Jairo Lano had great games.

Joachim Wikings

10  F. Derwin De 0 0 0 21 57% 12 75% 0 9

Rangers – Real Madrid

34  J. Lano De 0 0 0 16 69% 8 50% 0 21

Yet Joachim’s Portugese import Nuno Ribiero would have been my man of the match.

2  N. Ribeiro Mf 0 0 0 23 78% 14 50% 0 14

Warburn F.C – Narraweena Azzurri
3 – 0

Warburn FC (formerly Ghinnigi) faced off against their 2nd placed group opponents in Narraweena. The game itself was an anti-climax as Warburn dominated across the park, yet Narraweena held out for the first half.

Match Facts Ghi Azz
Goals 3 0
Injuries 0 1
Yellow cards 3 3
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 6 7
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 0 0
Shots 19 3
Possession 49% 51%

The second half was different as we had the unusual situation of the subbing player in Russell Eversden who came on for an injured Alvin Magnay, being sent off for receiving double yellows. Leaving Narraweena to finish the game with 10 men, as the goals flew in around them.

7′  Alvin Magnay
 Bradley Markwell 8′  Alvin Magnay,  Russell Eversden
 Boris Norden 30′
33′  Gregory Lingwoodock
 Abbott Mccarthy 40′
 Bradley Markwell(1-0) 53′
59′  Russell Eversden
 Boris Norden(2-0) 64′
71′  Russell Eversden
 Bradley Markwell(3-0) 78′

Skoolage United – 《Draxonia》Crimson Eagles
2 – 3

Mario Plumber, you’ve got to love the name. Was the man of the match for Crimson Eagles with a goal in both halves, yet the telling blow was the winning goal in the 89th minute as despite more shots, Skoolage looked set to force golden goal extra time.

52  M. Plumber St 2 16 15 0 2 0% 0 0

Despite the shot count difference, the overall game was even. Passing percentages were 49% each, with Skoolage winning the tackling percentages. What this tells me is that Crimson Eagles had better ball control. The Eagles (Minus – Glenn Frey) progessed.

Match Facts SKLD EAGL
Goals 2 3
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 1 2
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 6 7
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 0 0
Shots 8 16
Possession 50% 50%
Red Devils United – Abbotsford FC 2 – 1

The Red Devils have their Goalkeeper Christopher Pickhills to thank for having any chance of winning.

44  C. Pickhills Gk 0 0 0 27 44% 0 22 0

His 22 saves in a game where Abbotsford had 55% of possession and 25 shots on goal to 8, were the only reason the Red Devils took the win.

Match Facts RDU Abd
Goals 2 1
Injuries 0 0
Yellow cards 1 1
Red cards 0 0
Free kicks 4 6
Penalty kicks 0 0
Corners 1 1
Shots 8 25
Possession 45% 55%

Group Stages

Group 1

Team M W D L + = P
1 Abbotsford FC 12 10 1 1 88 6 82 31
2 Joachim Wiking 12 10 1 1 59 11 48 31
3 BONDI ICEBERGS 12 8 2 2 78 7 71 26
4 Amputees FC 12 6 0 6 40 40 0 18
5 Relaxmore Deux FC 12 3 1 8 11 41 -30 10
6 Manly United 12 2 1 9 11 91 -80 7
7 HASSELHOFF BABES 12 0 0 12 0 91 -91 0

Only three teams had a chance to go through, Abbotsford and Joachim shared the points, yet Abbotsford had a much better goal difference. Bondi were unlucky to miss out on the playoffs this season.

Group 2

  Team M W D L + = P
1 Red Devils United 12 9 2 1 51 12 39 29
2 Skoolage United 12 8 0 4 30 15 15 24
3 F.C.Ailsa 12 6 3 3 45 17 28 21
4 Polar Express FC 12 6 2 4 29 24 5 20
5 Gunyah 12 6 1 5 21 21 0 19
6 Telita 12 2 1 9 16 49 -33 7
7 City Water Motel 12 0 1 11 10 64 -54 1

Red Devils United were the best team of the group, below them Skoolage made the most of their defensive ability to rise above a pack of three in FC Ailsa, Polar Express and Gunyah. FC Ailsa were the unlucky 3rd wheel of the group.

Group 3

  Team M W D L + = P
1 Ghinnighi 12 9 0 3 48 17 31 27
2 Narraweena Azzurri 12 8 0 4 42 17 25 24
3 Dewrang Lions 12 8 0 4 26 21 5 24
4 The Smoking Tree 12 7 1 4 34 21 13 22
5 Hop Skip Jump 12 6 1 5 34 20 14 19
6 green sheep 12 3 0 9 23 38 -15 9
7 Perthians 12 0 0 12 2 75 -73 0

 This was a hard fought group, all the top 5 could gone through, yet Ghinnighi (now Warburn) and Narraweena had the best defence and attack. So despite ending on the same points as Narraweena, Dewrang Lions missed out.

Group 4

  Team M W D L + = P
1 Rangers – Real Madrid 12 11 0 1 71 7 64 33
2 Crimson Eagles FC 12 8 2 2 44 17 27 26
3 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 12 8 2 2 44 19 25 26
4 SYDclub 12 6 0 6 30 33 -3 18
5 Glasston 12 5 0 7 39 41 -2 15
6 Mustard Tigers 12 1 0 11 6 60 -54 3
7 AMICI 12 1 0 11 7 64 -57 3

Rangers-Real Madrid were much better than everyone else, below them Crimson Eagles and Shrewsbury were evenly matched right to the end with Crimson Eagles prevailing by a better gold difference.

Top Scorers

  Player Team GP G YC RC
1  Edwardo Markou  HLS 13 53 0 0
2  Brendon Pickhills  I.G 15 45 1 0
3  Orest Fedetskyi  RM 15 42 0 0
4  Johann Fredriksson  RLMA 13 35 0 0
5  Xu Hao Feng  BIG 12 31 0 0
6  Belton Algoud  GLN 12 31 1 0
7  Mark Milligan  BIG 12 30 1 0
8  Gregory Lingwoodock  AZZ 13 30 1 0
9  Loud Spurr  AIA 12 30 1 0
10  Blake Harkness  WAR 13 27 4 0
11  Daniel Prinsep   12 27 0 0
12  Jordon Duncan  EAGL 15 22 0 0
13  Navin Virgin  HC-K 14 21 0 0
14  Bradley Markwell  WAR 8 18 2 0
15  Boyd Worrall  QLD 11 17 3 0
16  Lawrance Beverley  JW 13 16 1 0
17  Lowrey Lingwoodock  YUM 7 16 0 0
18  Mario Plumber  EAGL 15 15 0 0
19  Carleton Kenack  HAM 12 13 0 0
20  Darell Barclay  TST 12 13 0 0

Written by Scruttino

U/21 National Cup Season 57

Any U/21 National Cup is beautiful. Youths have matured, the rubbish has been sold and the good ones are really refining their technique. Some may have even started pushing out the first team regulars. At least 11 of them across the globe are the national players for our beautiful nation, making us proud. And the National Cup is a celebration of that, so we put them on the bench in favour of cheap Chinese imports because lets be fair… we just want to win!

Group Stage

Rounds 1-4

There is something about seeing Rangers – Real Madrid in an U/xx cup that just makes me tingle in my nether regions. With dominating clean sheets against Gunyah, The Smoking Tree and “youth experts” F.C. Ailsa, followed by a 12-1 away demolition against Green Sheep, they sat atop the leader board like a fat cat eyeing of its prey. Shrewsbury Biscuits enjoyed a bye in round 2, sandwiched between 5-0 deficits to F.C. Ailsa and the Bondi Icebergs, before miraculously clinging to their first point of the cup against Hop Skip Jump courtesy of a linesman who was promptly advised to go to Specsavers by Hop Skip Jump’s manager. That draw was the first sign of the mediocrity to come from Hop Skip Jump, with an initial walkover loss against Green Sheep followed by a tight 3-2 finish over the Icebergs evidence that maybe this was their year. Alas, it wasn’t to be. Green Sheep, built upon their “win” against Hop Skip Jump with another walkover against Gunyah, but sold their soul against Amputees FC and Rangers – Real Madrid.

Rounds 5-9

Having solidified first place with clinical wins in the first four rounds, adding a 4-0 execution of the Icebergs in round five, the bye week proved to be Rangers undoing, going down 2-1 at home to the lowly Biscuits. Were the front-runners going to falter? That’s what Hop Skip Jump and Amputees FC hoped for, until they were both opened up for a solid five goals (alas, not walkovers). Awakening from their slumber, the Biscuits played some excellent football against the absent Gunyahnans (plural form) before their win at Rangers, and continued on at home to The Smoking Tree before hitting the halfway point of the competition with a draw against the Green Sheep and thereafter not giving two-tosses. That loss against the Biscuits was the only black mark on what had been a nice purple patch for The Smoking Tree, with commanding wins at home to Green Sheep and Hop Skip Jump, and even going to Bondi for a 4-3 last minute win against the Icebergs. That loss, along with losses against Rangers, and F.C. Ailsa, meant that the commanding wins in the opening rounds were long forgotten as the Icebergs hit an icy patch, losing three of their next four games before carving up Green Sheep for a nice roast lamb afternoon meal. Amputees FC ruined the Biscuits good patch of form with a tidy 2-1 home win before opening the gates and their defence for Hop Skip Jump and F.C. Ailsa to take residence.

Rounds 10-14

Gunyah’s cup finally started in round 10, having fielded improper squads for the first 9 rounds. Needless to say after losing 9-1 to Rangers – Real Madrid I think it should have done so again. After a loss to The Smoking Tree, Green Sheep became the first victim of the famous Gunyah attack, losing 3-0 at home, before claiming a surprise goal in a 3-1 loss to the Icebergs. That win for the Icebergs, the fourth in succession, had them eyeing off Rangers – Real Madrid at the top of the table in Round 14, making their subsequent match a much hyped contest. Unfortunately “contest” is a bad word to describe a 4-0 loss. Going into the game against the Icebergs, Hop Skip Jump – proud of a 4-1 win at Green Sheep – made the Icebergs work hard for their five goal haul, going down 5-0 despite putting out a valid squad. The consistent effort put in by the manager against the odds was rewarded with a walkover against the Biscuits, who were beginning to concentrate on the A-League, but all the good work came undone in an unlucky loss 1-0 to F.C. Ailsa who, after a varied start had started to come good after the standard loss to Rangers – Real Madrid, were chipping away at the points tally to entrench themselves in midtable.

Rounds 15-18

Green Sheep, having done very little all campaign except being goal fodder for the rest of the league, decided to suddenly impact the title race. Having seen Green Sheep lost 5-0 to F.C. Ailsa the previous round, the Icebergs were expecting a cakewalk, but Green Sheep had paid of the referee to secure them a 1-1 draw against the title favourites. A subsequent bye and 6-1 loss to the Biscuits meant that Green Sheep exited with their fleece shaved and their fluffy tail now stuck in between their legs, but that draw condemned the Icebergs to second place. Writing this, I actually feel for Gunyah. The little battlers from div2 fighting against the big guns from the A-League and div1… if only they had shown up to the first 9 weeks of play. Oh, what, Rangers – Real Madrid are div2 as well? Ouch. Tight loses against the Biscuits, Hop Skip Jump and the Amputee’s (and a heavy loss at the hands of F.C. Ailsa, but lets not mention that) meant that even though they finished in last place, they maintained the respect of their peers and we look forward to seeing them back in action next season. Finishing off the campaign with a series of 3-0 loses, The Smoking Tree had the last laugh against the Icebergs, firmly cementing their place as the Iceberg’s bogey team with a 4-4 draw to all-but rule out the possibility of the Icebergs claiming first in the group. Having run one of the most underwhelming campaigns out there, Amputees FC solidified sixth place in the group stage with tight wins against Hop Skip Jump, F.C. Ailsa, and Gunyah, before helping to improve Rangers – Real Madrid’s goal difference.

Group Results

 

  Team M W D L + = P
1 Rangers – Real Madrid 16 15 0 1 90 8 82 45
2 BONDI ICEBERGS 16 10 2 4 54 23 31 32
3 The Smoking Tree 16 9 1 6 41 33 8 28
4 F.C.Ailsa 16 9 0 7 48 27 21 27
5 Hop Skip Jump 16 8 1 7 35 34 1 25
6 Amputees FC 16 8 0 8 24 43 -19 24
7 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 16 6 2 8 24 37 -13 20
8 green sheep 16 2 2 12 20 69 -49 8
9 Gunyah 16 1 0 15 5 67 -62 3

The Final

And so it came to be. The match, already booked with a few rounds to play, due to a very poor run-in by the chasing teams, saw the most dominant team pitched against the most erratic team. Rangers – Real Madrid had destroyed everyone in their path, with the loss to the Biscuits a very rare mark against their name. The Iceberg’s had seen scores in matches fluctuate and vary greatly, with losses when they weren’t expected and massive wins in games that were expected to be tight. However, the key results to note was that the Rangers had won both previous encounters. Was this to be another whitewash?

In short, yes. Most were surprised it took until the 32nd minute for the Rangers to open the scoring, but it was more down to impressive keeping by the Iceberg’s Art Burmeister than anything else. However, when the wall was breached it was like the Greeks invading Troy; another goal followed 3 minutes later and Burmeister was peppered the entire match as Rangers – Real Madrid’s main man Odest Fedetskyi was let loose. The Iceberg’s defence however had tightened up again, with the game going into half time 2-0 to the Rangers. A cautious start to the second half saw nothing given by either team, and even a substitution halfway through the second half had little effect. A late change in tactics by the Icebergs, which saw them all surge forward looking for goals however was their undoing, as the Rangers, waiting patiently and like they had done all competition, pounced when the time was ripe. Two more goals in quick succession in the last 10 minutes secured a 4-0 victory and saw an improvement on their 4th place finish from the same cup in season 56.

Top Scorers

  Player Team GP G YC RC
1 Orest Fedetskyi RM 17 43 1 0
2 Kelvin Baptiste TST 16 22 1 0
3 Andy Kepert AIA 15 18 3 0
4 Dane Clack BIG 13 15 0 0
5 Berkeley Mcgrath CAS 14 15 1 0
6 Boyd Worrall QLD 16 10 0 0
7 Lowrey Rishton RM 17 10 0 0
8 Bent Clinton AIA 8 10 0 0
9 Lowrey Lingwoodock YUM 11 9 0 0
10 Growling Muff AFC 8 8 0 0
11 Arneil Brennan BIG 16 8 2 0
12 Cornelius Kiel QLD 16 7 1 0
13 Jackson Lord AFC 6 7 0 0
14 Patrick Schultz BIG 9 6 0 0
15 Carleton Kenack HAM 16 5 1 0
16 Bath Grigson TST 15 5 0 0
17 Ike Williams GUH 8 5 0 0
18 Onur Abuska RM 3 5 0 0
19 Paul Isaac QLD 16 5 2 0
20 Arthur Goring BIG 16 4 2 0

Written by the coconut bandit

U/18 National Cup Season 57

22 testosterone filled boys running around on a field, fresh talent and raw energy in abundance. Their futures are bright, carrying the hopes of a nation, except for those burdened by the expectations of their obese and overly competitive fathers who hopefully won’t crash and burn. Welcome to the U/18 National Cup of Australia, for Season 57. Grab your Chiko rolls, a packet of salt and vinegar Smiths chips, and that last bottle of Coca-Cola that was only put in the canteen fridge five minutes ago because nobody likes that cherry Coca-Cola rubbish. This is going to be a party.

Group Stages

Group 1

  Team M W D L + = P
1 F.C.Ailsa 12 12 0 0 66 5 61 36
2 Manly United 12 8 0 4 31 18 13 24
3 Narraweena Azzurri 12 6 1 5 25 22 3 18
4 Ghinnighi 12 5 2 5 22 23 -1 17
5 Perthians 12 4 1 7 21 27 -6 13
6 Joachim Wiking 12 4 1 7 15 30 -15 13
7 Mustard Tigers 12 0 1 11 0 55 -55 0

Australia’s internationally top ranked team were quick to demonstrate why they will be maintaining that status for some seasons to come: F.C. Ailsa’s perfect winning run was founded on a great defence and a formidable attack. Manly United showcased a balanced team with a view to long-term success, which may lead to Nav finally making a call in regards to his “am I going, am I not” debate. The even spread of his squad’s junior’s age-wise may lead to future endeavours further in this cup, but along with the painfully-named Ghinnighi (now Warnburn F.C.) it was a case of too little, too late as the top two ran away in the final games. Perthians and Joachim Wiking will hopefully stick around as their youths develop. We send our condolences to Mustard Tigers, as well as a copy of what the age-requirements are for fielding a valid squad in the U18’s.

Group 2

  Team M W D L + = P
1 Rangers – Real Madrid 12 11 1 0 43 10 33 34
2 SYDclub 12 6 2 4 24 22 2 20
3 Abbotsford FC 12 5 2 5 24 23 1 17
4 Glasston 12 5 2 5 15 20 -5 17
5 green sheep 12 4 1 7 18 21 -3 13
6 Telita 12 2 4 6 11 18 -7 10
7 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 12 1 4 7 11 32 -21 7

It is good that they are cruising to an A-League title this season as the U/18’s probably won’t appear on Shrewsbury Biscuits’ highlights reel for this season. A poor start was succeeded by a patchy trot of form whereby they adapted a Jose Mourinho-like tactic of parking the bus. Unfortunately they forgot to score before hand. They almost had a say in upsetting the final standings, with SYDclub having to work for their money against the Biscuits, but eventually securing the win and a place alongside the undefeated Rangers – Real Madrid, who regularly made the final score look like a walkover. Abbotsford FC and Glasston had chances to take second, and the oddly named Green Sheep were the proverbial black sheep of the group.

Group 3

  Team M W D L + = P
1 BONDI ICEBERGS 12 12 0 0 59 7 52 36
2 Crimson Eagles FC 12 8 1 3 48 19 29 25
3 City Water Motel 12 7 0 5 36 19 17 21
4 AMICI 12 5 1 6 15 39 -24 16
5 Red Devils United 12 4 3 5 18 25 -7 15
6 HASSELHOFF BABES 12 2 2 8 16 29 -13 8
7 Polar Express FC 12 0 1 11 6 60 -54 1

Bondi Icebergs continued the undefeated trend of group leaders, but left their arctic colleagues Polar Express FC at the North Pole on its journey to Stadium Australia for the quarter finals of the U18 National Cup of Australia. Some tight losses and some extraordinary blowouts saw the Polar Express train barely get out of the station. A tight battle for second was played out between Crimson Eagles FC and City Water Motel, secured with a few games to spare by the Eagles. AMICI leapfrogged Red Devils United in the final round of the season to prove that it doesn’t matter how many you concede, its all about how many points you can get. Red Devils United, playing with a philosophy similar to a certain Louis Van Gaal, were satisfied with fifth place. We hope they can make amends next year.

Group 4

Team M W D L + = P
1 The Smoking Tree 12 11 0 1 60 10 50 33
2 Hop Skip Jump 12 9 0 3 39 10 29 27
3 Skoolage United 12 8 0 4 35 24 11 24
4 Amputees FC 12 7 1 4 31 16 15 22
5 Relaxmore Deux FC 12 3 2 7 13 38 -25 11
6 Gunyah 12 1 1 10 8 41 -33 4
7 Dewrang Lions 12 1 0 11 4 51 -47 3

It would have been beautiful to see the leaders of each group remain undefeated. The Smoking Tree would not cooperate however, losing just one game on the way to topping what would be considered the most competitive group of the competition. Hop Skip Jump could have lost by 15-nil to Gunyah and still progressed in the final game, but whilst conceding only ten goals in all competitions and Gunyah scoring only eight… they just scrapped through with a 3-0 win to condemn Skoolage United to spending another season in the classroom getting skooled. Amputees FC ran a tight race but corked a leg on the final lap and fell away.

Quarter Finals

Our first quarter-final between SYDclub and F.C. Ailsa was a spicy affair. An early goal to F.C. Ailsa’s Matthew Smoothey was subsequently followed by a nine-minute span which saw two yellow cards and a second yellow to one player issued, reducing SYDclub to 10 men. Smoothey continued his fine run of form with a second goal after 23 minutes and completed his hat trick after the break, before a F.C. Ailsa defender was substituted after a head-high tackle by Bern Crane who was lucky to only receive a yellow card. Final score: SYDclub 0-4 F.C. Ailsa.

Manly United hosted Crimson Eagles FC in one of the more hotly anticipated matches of the quarter final stage. An even game through the first half, exchanging goals in quick succession saw the Eagles go into the half time break 2-1 up. Manly United started the second half like they had the first – brightly – but soon found themselves starring into the proverbial abyss after Murdock Brennand was issued a straight red card and Larry Murphy scored two minutes later. Five further goals were added between the two teams over the next 30 minutes as Brice Benton completed his hat trick and just remembered to not take his shirt off. Final score: Manly United 2-7 Crimson Eagles FC.

Rangers – Real Madrid hopped over to Hop Skip Jump for a 1pm kick off. By 1:30pm they were 3-0 up and cruising to the semi finals. It was at that point that Hop Skip Jump discovered that they were only playing with 8 players and the final three showed up with massive hangovers from a buck’s party the night before. The crowd went ballistic with happiness and inspired Hop Skip Jump to a 4-3 upset victory… Oh wait, wrong game. Hop Skip Jump literally did nothing all game until defensive midfielder Kirby Garing got a yellow card at 87 minutes. Final score: Hop Skip Jump 0-4 Rangers – Real Madrid.

Bondi Icebergs hosted The Smoking Tree in the final quarter final match to determine who would face the dreaded Rangers – Real Madrid in the semi finals. What was determined was that these two teams were evenly matched in a thrilling and nail biting game that left feet quivering in boots on a hot afternoon in Bondi. An early goal to the Icebergs meant they went into half-time 1-nil up, before two quickfire goals from Kenneth “K-Dawg” Williams and Abraham “Do You Even Lift” Brady saw the Tree-dwellers take a 2-1 lead. Coogee-native Bath “Soap” Wakefield had other ideas, pulling a goal back for the Icebergs soon after, and after multiple penalty shouts were denied and a dodgy offside given against the Icebergs, 90 minutes was up. Extra time saw a tense affair develop, with The Smoking Tree goalkeeper Biggs Marsland forgetting to put his gloves on when he came on for the second half of extra time. After crucial save after crucial save it made the difference, as in the 11th minute of injury time in the second half of extra time – 131 minutes after we started – Nathaniel “Show Me The Money” Renshaw found the back of the net with an overhead scissor kick to steal the win. Final score: Bondi Icebergs 3-2 The Smoking Tree.

Semi Finals

It’s not very often you see a game rougher than a Sydney United vs Marconi Stallions game. But that’s what Rangers – Real Madrid and Bondi Icebergs delivered. A sneaky Zlatan Ibrahimovic-esque goal by Murphy Seistrup after just three minutes put the icebergs ahead against the previously undefeated Rangers – Real Madrid, who had never even been down a goal in the competition to date. Could the young ones rally? Would they summon their inner Spaniard and pull it back or become the Scotsman that forgot to pay his bills and got declared bankrupt? The answer? They went from the civilised tiki-taka we had come to expect and declared total war, becoming that bully from the playground who used to ruin everyone’s handball games by kicking your ball away. Three yellow cards were issued to the Rangers – Real Madrid players in 13 minutes, with Darian “Nigel de Jong” Powell performing a fly kick to the midriff of Iceberg player Arty Atterton. Powell thought he had got the ball, but the closest spherical object to his foot was Atterton’s skull. Lucky to escape with just a yellow, he infuriated the Iceberg’s manager 12 minutes later when, still on the pitch, he scored a cracking header into the top left hand corner. Eight minutes later he was in for an early shower after this time connecting with Atterton’s head with his boot, for a second yellow card. Not happy with the 1-1 scoreline, Cain Nurthen and Brent Lamb came on for Rangers – Real Madrid at half time. Soon after, Bath Wakefield was in the Iceberg shower room after he received his second yellow, and as he was washing his hair he heard the cheers of the Rangers – Real Madrid faithful as Cain Nurthen buried a beautiful cross from Brent Lamb into the back of the net. A superb substitution! Battle “Battle” Prinsep joined Wakefield in the showers after his second yellow hard for trying to start a brawl with Lamb. Deep into injury time, Benson Rizzardo scored a corker of a goal to seal the win. Final score: Rangers – Real Madrid 3-1 Bondi Icebergs.

Solemn in the news that if they managed to beat F.C. Ailsa they would be facing another undefeated team in the final, Crimson Eagles FC wearily ran out onto the pitch for the second semi final. A scrappy and highly uninteresting game unfolded. F.C. Ailsa continued their winning streak, but only the yellow card count. Final score Crimson Eagles 2-1 F.C. Ailsa.

3rd Place Playoff

Who would have thought it; our two 12-from-twelve teams… in the third place playoff. Two managers, with egos larger than the size of Jupiter… fighting it out for a bronze medal. I must say I have no time for this third placed rubbish. It’s so American. Urgh. Anyway, the game. The most impressive thing about this game, and indeed its been a reflection of the entire tournament, is that this has been as much about developing managers as it has been developing players. Shrewd decisions have left good teams by the wayside. And indeed, that’s what happened here. Out of the gates, jumping around like a vegetarian in a butcher’s coolroom, was F.C. Ailsa. Determined to salvage something from the campaign, they fought themselves to a 2-0 lead, with goals in the 42nd minute and the 2nd minute of first half injury time. A change in tactics though at 60 minutes saw the Icebergs rebound, and like the iceberg that ruined the titanic, sliced through the heart of the F.C. Ailsa defence in the 60th and 70th minutes, before, in the 4th minute of injury time… they scored. Great, you came third. Woopty-doo.

The Final

It is only right, in my mind, that any team that deserves to play in the final of a cup or tournament must show both tenacity and good fortune in reaching the final. And so it is, that our two finalists are the team that have kicked and fought – in the case of Rangers – Real Madrid, literally kicked – to get here. The scene is set: 11,100 fans munching on those delicious Chiko rolls, which believe it or not are probably healthier than those $1 hot dogs from Ikea, slobbering tomato sauce on their meat pies… hmmm. Oh, we are there for the sport? Oops. 22 minutes in, penalty! Drew “Robben” Tupman dives in the box, gets a penalty, and gets Andre “David” Hicks sent off! More early showers! However, there is more controversy! After trying to do a Pogba slow-run-up penalty, Cain Nurthen slips and falls in his run-up, John Terry in Moscow style, and skews his penalty show against the bar and it deflects towards the goalkeeper who makes a magnificent save, deflecting the ball outwards. It falls straight in the path of Nurthen who, on the ground, spins and kicks the ball into the open goal! 1-0 to Rangers – Real Madrid. The lead doesn’t last long however, as Brice Benton scores minutes later to tie the game. The second half is a stalemate, and the game is secured by Larry Murphy of Crimson Eagles to deliver dear old Senile his third U18 National Cup of Australia in a row.

Top Scorers

  Player Team GP G YC RC
1 Andy Kepert AIA 15 42 1 0
2 Dale Blattman EAGL 15 34 0 0
3 Murphy Seistrup BIG 15 30 0 0
4 Darian Powell RM 14 25 3 0
5 Olliver Clubley TST 7 18 0 0
6 Bath Wakefield BIG 14 17 2 0
7 Nathaniel Renshaw BIG 15 17 0 0
8 Kenneth Williams TST 6 16 0 0
9 Arthur Convine SKLD 11 14 1 0
10 Raleigh Prinsep CITY 4 14 0 0
11 Albert Perandis QLD 12 13 3 0
12 Cain Nurthen RM 8 12 0 0
13 Ryan Muggleton SKLD 11 11 2 0
14 Kirby Garing QLD 13 10 1 0
15 Jackson Lord AFC 7 10 1 0
16 Nathaniel Rosenbloom HOF 10 10 5 0
17 Jonty Wayland CITY 12 10 0 0
18 Rich Kesi EGLS 13 10 1 0
19 Boyce Devine AZZ 12 9 1 0
20 Dale Malacarne ABD 6 9 2 0

Written by the coconut bandit

A-League Season 58 Preview

 

  Team M W D L + = P Last 6
1 Abbotsford FC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2 Brisbane Roar 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3 City Water Motel 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
4 Crystal Phallus FC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
5 F.C.Ailsa 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
6 Hellas FC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
7 Hop Skip Jump 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
8 Myrtou FC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
9 SYDclub 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
10 Shrewsbury Biscuits FC 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
11 The Smoking Tree 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
12 DraxoniaCrimson Eagles 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

 

So onwards we go toward season 58. Some teams are still here, some have left, and there is a healthy mix of old stalwarts, returned ex-retirees, and new blood to make it very interesting.  To top it off we have a brand new sim to learn about.  Anything could happen! All 3 winners of the div 1 leagues had records of played 22, won 22, so they’ve gotta be good. Let’s break down the teams.

Name: Abbotsford FC

Last season: 6th in A league

Prediction: Not a bad debut season, finishing mid table. Will be wanting to push on this season and aim for top 4. Recently signed 28 year old Italian Bernardo Azzolina for a cool 4.8mil AUD and will need him in top form to achieve this. I reckon they’ll start strong but fade away and finish mid table.

Name: Brisbane Roar

Last season: 1st in div 1.2 (unbeaten)

Prediction: Any team to go win every single league game in a season should be taken seriously, however Brisbane Roar have been around for so long without fulfilling their potential it is hard to predict their results. With 2.2mil AUD spent on a new Romanian signing they will hope to stay up, but based on history I can only see them finishing in the playoff spots at best.

Name: City Water Motel

Last season: 7th in A league

Prediction: Another season of constant transfer activity saw City Water Motel struggle for consistency, and the season break has seen more of the same with most of the team on the market. Moving into the team is national player Jack O’Neil for 5.9mil AUD, but many more recruits are still needed. I think the inconsistencies will hurt his season, and predict finishing in the playoff spots.

Name: Crystal Phallus FC

Last season: 1st in div 1.3 (unbeaten)

Prediction: damo11 has rebuilt his team around predominantly Australians and a few super signings (like spending 12.5mil on a Chinese national player) and is an interesting proposition. Definitely has the team to cause some upsets but with little depth may struggle to maintain results. I reckon playoff spots is a likely finish, but picking them to make it to mid table.

Name: F.C. Ailsa

Last season: 1st in div 1.1 (unbeaten)

Prediction: It’s always hard coming into the top league and despite adding a couple of Brazilians to the team I think they will struggle. With some older Aussie players past their prime and the young ones inexperienced they will try to pick up points everywhere they can. My prediction is bottom 3.

Name: Hellas FC

Last season: 3rd in div 1.1 (won playoff)

Prediction: Snuck into the A league from a tight playoff group which they probably didn’t expect. With no youth program they have relied on older players and internationals to get by but will find the step up to the big league very challenging. I think they will be the whipping boys and will be in the bottom 3.

Name: Hop Skip Jump

Last season: 8th in A league (survived playoff)

Prediction: Found it tough last season in the A league but having survived the playoffs will be keen to try again. No transfer activity has taken place but I think the added experience will see them finish season 58 in the lower-mid table.

Name: Myrtou FC

Last season: 3rd in A league (on goal difference)

Prediction: Would have been the team to watch after taking the A league by storm in season 57, however the team has been sold for around 36mil and they will be smashed game after game. A shame as this team promised so much!

Name: SYDClub

Last season: 5th in A league

Prediction: Another disappointing last season for a team that is always there or there abouts. With a few comings and goings and some younger players developing really well this could be the season for SYDClub to mount a serious title challenge. Definitely picking top 3 for these guys.

Name: Shrewsbury Biscuits FC

Last season: 1st in A league

Prediction: Won the league last season with 4 games to play, then lost the last 4 games showing a definite vulnerable side. A number of players departed over the break with young replacements brought in. Still a quality side with 5 National players and should finish in the top 3.

Name: The Smoking Tree

Last season: 2nd in A league

Prediction: Did really well last season and is building a very impressive side (check it out, his players are all viewable). Should finish in the top 3 again this season as long as he keeps on top of the new sim tactics. With the age of his players he could be near the top for a while!

Name: <Draxonia> Crimson Eagles

Last season: 4th in A league (on goal difference)

Prediction: Another season, another National Cup title, another disappointing league finish. Manager senile_old_men must be wondering what the magic cure is. Possibly his new 6mil signing Vatan Suat is the answer? Probably gonna win this year (finally) but because I’m the defending champion and he always beats me tactically I’m going to selfishly predict mid-table.

Written by Eric_the_eel